Thanks @VelvetOakes but I just had a slick hipster haircut. It wasn't the beard that got braided......

Is that 20% we will get nothing? Or 20%we won't get anything? #wether? http://t.co/1qH65mVTrw

You don't disembark a plane in Nth America, you 'deplane'. #stupidmadeupwords. Look boss! De plane, de plane. #fantasyisland.

Dear @coriole coffee machine, I miss u, there are 330million people here and not one can make a flat white like you.

Yay America, suspicious package so they shut off like 6 blocks. Great when it's 80% humidity and now you have to walk around 6 blocks.