Alex Kendall
@AlexKendall96
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Apparently on twitter you make your life sound more interesting than it is, didn't get that memo
Joined May 2012
Da daaaaa dadada daa daaaaa dadada daa daaaaa DUMM DUMM DUMM DUMMMM * skips round house swinging ruler like a lightsaber*
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FINALLY my purgatory has ended FINALLY i get to see Star Wars
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Who allowed single beds to be a thing? Where do i keep my snacks and/or lego, i feel opressed
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Not even Love Actually has given me those Christmas feels, just reminded me i need to buy a turtleneck
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I wonder just how many people are cramming in marathons of @starwars as the ultimate catch up before #TheForceAwakens. Go on, show of hands?
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Ran out of panties, had to resort to wearing my sports shorts, they're Lycra and tight and ugh, unnecessarily proactive for today #nochill
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Had Instagram for perhaps 4 hours, already a crippling Insta-hoe
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Always a weird day after submission, suddenly you bump into architects.. in public... and theyre not even crying
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who wants to run away with me to a sloth sanctuary and become a sloth and generally have a gr9 stress free time?
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I need to stop weeping every time i see a new star wars trailer
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Hobbies include: watching that video of heath ledger giving his fan a kiss (no other hobbies needed)
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Since sitting down I have taken 73 steps, my pedometer is the only one who gets me
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Why is pinterest trying to find me a gurlf? Apparently we both have a creepy obsession with staircases #marriagematerial
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Our shower is SO sensitive, one nudge into the red and im anakin skywalker towards the end of ep3
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I think that's pretty undeniable justification for why I do my degree because they're all like that, absolute pros
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