the guy with the green hair
@AlexJayeSINGER
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Vegas born, mentally on vacation 🏖️ Chasing peace like it owes me money 🧘🏽♂️🎯 Music, vibes & occasional deep thoughts between snacks 🎶🍟
Joined August 2010
We’re just ordinary people and we don’t know which way to go …. Please repost and like if you like what you heard 🎶
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I watch this more than any other show
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Can we normalize NOT confusing someone’s FREE time with their availability….
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Somebody said he is DARK ZUCKERBERG 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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When you get hired at the interview 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩.
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Im not going to lie. iCarly was right, live life, breathe air, i know somehow we’re gonna get there.
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Me after being outside for 3 mins 🤣🤣🤣
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The last thing Charlie needed was a chocolate bar.
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Am I tripping or does this potatoe look like that boy from South Park? 🤣🤣😭
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“Why you jump in your sleep?”. My dreams🤣🤣:
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Sooo y'all not gonna apologize to ASAP ROCKY 🤔😂.
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PLEASE teach your kids about special needs kids, and how to be respectful to all of them.
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She was ONLY 16 but NOBODY is talking about her getting murdered On Saturday. Too young. THIS IS A CRUEL WORLD WE LIVE IN 😓.RIP Alajunaye Davis
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Am I the only person who’s never returned an item I’ve bought online? I'll just take that L and keep it moving lol.
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Ima tell my grandkids they are Shark Boy and Lava Girl 🦈🌋
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She wasn't promised to last a year and now she's 30. It's your special day. I love you so much Chrissy. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎈🎊
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The best way to save your money is to be in the house and lay down 😭🤣.
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I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT RELAX. STOP WORRYING TOO MUCH. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE EVERYTHING FIGURED OUT RIGHT NOW. JUST ENJOY LIFE! MAKE THE MOST OF TODAY AND THE REST WILL COME.
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Somebody said “the first stage of being drunk is “y’all not hot???” 😂😂🥴.
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These pancakes look like Jesus made them
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STOP SITTING ON SKILLS AND TALENTS THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE. GET TO WORK AND BELIEVE IN YOU.
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i used to draw tf out of that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid🤣.
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Ed Edd & Eddy was some true hustlers 😂.
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These must be them pretty wings maxwell was talking about
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You can tell when God is trying to get your attention. A lot in your life stop adding up. money get slow, relationships start to fail, ppl start being weird. He'll turn your whole world upside down & give you the most beautiful outcome. You just gotta make the change and believe.
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Sex is good and all. But have you ever ate your food drunk with your eyes closed 😭😂😂.
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106 & Park really used to be a good vibe after a long day of school 😭.
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Before you go to bed tonight whatever is heavy on your heart or your mind LET IT GO. Pray about it , give it to God . leave it to him and rest . Don’t go to sleep with a heavy heart. Know that you tried your best and let God take care of the rest for you his way .
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ever met someone exactly like you? That sh*t dangerous 😂😂😩.
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Your income is about.to grow 5X . Claim it !!!.
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What kind of Perfume they wearing? 😆
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job :Are you able to stay until -.me : STAAAAAAAAYYYYY?!?!?!.
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children seeing healthy relationships is very important.
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First rule of 2024: don't dwell on what went wrong in 2023. Wrap it up by December 31st ❤️.
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One thing about me. I will not answer my phone if I don’t feel like talking.
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Lizzo get hate because she love herself. It shows how negative this world is.
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@KameronBennett Look like she showing her personality to me and enjoying her life even with the election going on.
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My mental health was tested this year like no other.
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do you ever have to mentally prepare yourself to leave your house and deal with people? 😂😅.
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I think it's just safer to stay single.
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If you stink in the cold you really something else😭😭.
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@StacyAndy9 Bitterness disguised as strength. Entitlement with no empathy. Always the victim, never accountable. Insecurity parading as arrogance. Emotional recklessness. That’s what makes a woman instantly unattractive. it’s not the looks, it’s the energy.
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Cousins are either gang or snakes ain’t no in between 😂.
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Y’all put him in a Rocky situation and need to fix it ASAP 😅.
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You can be attractive and not be photogenic 🤷🏾♂️🙂🙂.
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Apologizing to my kids when I’m wrong will be normal in my house.
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We are definitely the “Fuck that job” generation 😂😂.
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I actually know HOW to be a friend and that’s exactly why I don’t have many.
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I rebuke the spirit of laziness and procrastination in 2023 ✨.
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If you stink in the cold you a dangerous person 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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DO YALL BELIEVE PPL CARRY AROUND BAD SPIRITS & ENERGY📷.
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Confession: I HATE when the shower curtain touch me 😭😭😭.
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Biggest lesson: Don’t ever think it can’t happen to you.
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Shoutout to Kanye West . here’s my twist 🌪
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The Power of Prayer is so real, don’t ever doubt it.
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Cologne will get a female attention a lil more quicker than a designer belt will.
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Election Day turned into election week 😂😂.
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Retweet retweet retweet . can’t let this go by 🥴.
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Love the way you lie by Rihanna . with a twist
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CHEATING is NOT apart of the "up and downs" in a relationship 😩 who raised y'all 😂🤦🏽♂️.
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Y’all think 2020 is bad. wait until it turns 21 & it starts drinking 😭😭.
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It takes $0 to listen and show support by giving this video a retweet or like. Please and thank ya 💯💪🏽🎶👂🏽
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nobody watches you harder than people that don’t like you 😂.
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HAVING A BABY BY THE RIGHT PERSON IS SOOOOO IMPORTANT‼️.
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Here’s a little something something for y’all
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