Alexander George
@AlexGeorgeUS
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American journalist, Human rights defender
Washington, DC
Joined April 2011
By supporting attack on Palestine, United States is violating international laws, because of Biden’s barbaric policy. We, as the United States people, stand with Palestine. #FreePalestine
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"I wasn't that drunk"..."bro, you cut up all my pineapples yelling "spongebob, I know you're in there!!"
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Age 5: "I love Mommy. " Age 15: "I HATE HER." Age 25: "Mom was right" Age 55: "I wish my Mom was still here." I love you mom.
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HELP ME JEWISH GOD! HELP ME ALLAH! HELP ME TOM CRUISE! TOM CRUISE, USE YOUR WITCHCRAFT ON ME TO GET THE FIRE OFF ME! HELP ME OPRAH WINFREY!
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3 reasons to stand up. 1) to get the remote. 2) To go to the bathroom. 3) cause you're the real slim shady
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If you're not happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.
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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.
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I didn't slp good last night,So this morning I put Monster energy drinks in my coffee.I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my car
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For Valentine's Day I don't want any materialist. I just someone that will prove to me that I am special and that I'm a beautiful person..💕
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Its better to love for a minute and remember it for a lifetime than to love for a lifetime and hate every minute of it.
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Sometimes the big questions keep me awake at night...things like, have people ever fucked in space?
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I think Stephen Hawkins could of sang better than the karaoke I just heard
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I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure...
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Nothing says regret as the email address you made as a kid.
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