Alex Carson
@AlexCarson
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Come for the photos of Gus and Kenny (and whatever foster may be around). Most likely don’t stay for the crazed sports takes.
Seattle, WA
Joined March 2009
Meet Gus. Gus literally just got off a plane today — from Houston. He’s a five month old Boxer mix that was rescued from a high kill shelter and now gets to live a long, happy life in Seattle. Gus looks v happy about that sweep. Go M’s. Go Gus. #WallsForWins
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…the Mariners are going to make me shave the rest of my beard and only have a porn stache aren’t they?
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Holy shit a shaving cream pie?! WHERE HAVE THEY BEEN?! I miss that tradition.
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Imagine that. Putting a ball in play with a RISP and no outs turns out to work well for you
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Bunting remains stupid. Especially with free runner in scoring position. Just absolutely stupid.
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The Astros are trying so hard to Mariner the season. Hahaha jokes on them. You can’t out-Mariner the Mariners.
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Good morning to everyone except for this dipshit —> @LuisSuarez9
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Fucking piece of shit. This guy is an uncaged animal and deserves to be sent away forever. But he’s Messi’s buddy so 🤷🏼♂️
Luis Suárez appeared to spit on a Seattle staff member after the final whistle in the Leagues Cup Final 👀 🎥: @MLS
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Hahahaha got their asses spanked and they’re mad. FUCK YOU. Seattle runs this league!
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BOOKED IT. LFG
Andrew Thomas gonna win this for the Sounders. Book it.
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I think the crazy thing is that they aren’t the same old Mariners. They somehow become a new, increasingly disappointing Mariners every year.
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Very excited to see what the Mariners traded for a guy they simply could have just kept and is now hurt.
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