Albi (SideArms)
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We're not a clan, we're a family :') Cofounder of @The_FocusFuel 📺 🎮 📸
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FINALLY! 🥹 I can announce that a bunch of other creators, and myself, are launching our brand new company called FocusFuel 🎊
A small thread 🧵
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I’m so jealous of people who just look so good in every photo they take 😭😭 I wish I was photosynthesis 😭😭😭
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Hello
@AmongUsGame
my friend Garry loves your game! We both played it every weekend together. He just got into boot camp and sent me this picture, and it would mean the world to him if you guys saw it 🥹 I’m trying to surprise him when he’s back
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The timing
What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?
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PSA! It's 2018, please be respectful of everyone by not saying 'Merry Christmas.' Don't you even say DARE say 'Happy Holidays' either. The correct, and most woke, way to express your feelings for this time of year is by telling people 'Happy Honda days year end clearance event!'
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A shawty derobes u to find "KYR" tattooed on ur dick. She asks "What does KYR mean?" U smirk😏"It stands for Know Your Rank, bakaryo" Her lips pucker "U know THE KYR_SP33DY?" U smile & raise an eyebrow. "OMG I DO". She rubs it as it morphs into a butterfly from KYR to
@KYR_SP33DY
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Chiefs I need you to like this tweet, don’t ask questions just do it for me I love you and you look great today
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I don’t see what the big deal is…I just wanted to be eskimo bros 🥺
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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 IT'S COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂
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It's literally almost 2019 and we still call super huge houses mansions. MANsions. Why isn't it personsions? Stay woke 🙏
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Say what you want about how unhealthy soda is, but man there’s nothing that beats a nice cold cock
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Goin by
@KYR_SP33DY
now nerd? Haha what up douchebag it's Side from HS. ‘memba me? Me & the guys used to give u a hard time in school. I can see not much has changed. ‘memba D20, guy u crushed on? We're married now. I make 3k a year & drive a Tesla. Nice catching up lol. Pathetic
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Who is
@KYR_SP33DY
? 🤔 For the blind,🦇 he is light.💡 For the hungry 😣, he is bread. 🍞 For the sick, 💉 he is the cure. ⚕️ For the sad 😢, he is joy. 😂 For the poor 🚫💰, he is the treasure;💰 ⛏️ for the debtor ➖ 💰, he is forgiveness. 🙏 For the face 😶, he is the brows 🐛
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This is crazy! Looks like the US is playing against my 2 ex-wives 😳
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Who is
@KYR_SP33DY
?
In math: my solution ➗
In history: my king 👑
In art: my canvas 🎨
In science: my oxygen 💨
In geography: my world 🌎
In fortnite: my vbucks 💵
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wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a happy year! People don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random crap
thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy 2016!
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Speedy made me promise not to share this story🥹 but one time, a blind, pregnant whale needed help crossing the highway.
@KYR_SP33DY
grabbed the whale with one hand, threw it on his shoulder, & proceeded to get it to the other side of the highway. He truly saved that whale’s life
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I think its hilarious u kids are talking about
@KYR_SP33DY
. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
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He’s a 10 but he can’t swim
He’s a 10 but his knees are weak
He’s a 10 but uses beard paint
Who is he? Well,
@KYR_SP33DY
of course 🥰🙈
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sat next to
@KYR_SP33DY
on the subway once. his muscular legs and broad shoulders were so much wider than the seat that they brushed against me the whole time. i’ll never forget the feeling of his leg hair against mine. his shoulders pressing against me. the strands of his mullet
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Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!I can't look at a vent without breaking down 😭 I can't eat pasta without thinking IMPASTA 💯
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👏don't 👏say👏you👏watch👏baseball👏when👏you've👏never👏eaten👏one👏
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles 🏃♂️ who tf runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
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I ordered 3 Shamrock Shakes when I saw the most pretty woman. She was 6'5", long brown hair, wearing a TIGHT shirt, jorts, knee braces, and socks w/ sandals. She came over, drank two shakes and said "Da name's
@KYR_SP33DY
- you were just an easy target". I never saw her again😭
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I love you
@KYR_SP33DY
I truly love you, You fill the void in my heart and stop the pain. I need you in my life, you complete me. I’d do everything for you, would sacrifice everything just to be able to spend a day with you, do everything please give me a chance 🥺
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heyyy
@KYR_SP33DY
I saw ur tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on ur side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how weak ur knees are till now but they’re awesome
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🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS
@KYR_SP33DY
🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆 happy birthday 🎉🎊
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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the god of thunder show up in Wakanda causing the whole theater start screaming and cheering 😍
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Saw my xwife at the gas station Monday 🥶 She looked at me & was visibly disgruntled. I still liked her even though we both agreed on divorce, but that was because she didn't like how often I would go on dates with
@KYR_SP33DY
while we were married 💀 jealous much 🤣
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Wtf
@KYR_SP33DY
still plays games?Yikes lmao 😬 I quit gaming a week ago, have a super hot boyfriend and party on my boat every day. I’m a multi hundredaire now and live in a house on the hills you could only dream of fucking dudes in. Pathetic lol 🤐
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My teacher was showing a video & the narrator was some
@KYR_SP33DY
guy with a weird voice. My friend was smiling & I smiled back. The teacher caught us and told us not to make fun of people's voices. genuinely felt sry so I tried 2 be srs. I couldnt hold it in anymore & laughed🤣
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I'm crying hard RN. If I got that tweet to
@KYR_SP33DY
sooner I could have convinced him. He needs a man that can treat him right, a man like me! I'd open doors for him EVERY TIME, I'd pull out his chair at restaurants, I'd lay my anime hoodie over puddles to protect him 🥰
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yesterday i was playing on de_mirage & had a girl on my team. after a few rounds she asked for a drop, & me & the boys knew it was a race - i was the first one to drop an awp & i think she got a crush on me after that. she even said nice try after i failed a clutch later. anyway…
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U know how people pick up accents after moving to a new country for a year? Like an american would pick up an english accent after being in england for a while. I fear I’ve been watching
@KYR_SP33DY
too long. My gf said I sound like an absolute legend
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I’m about to risk it all 😳
If you come to tonight's stream you legally have to gift a sub
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Accordion to scientific studies, 90% of people don't realize i replaced the first word in the beginning of the sentence with an instrument
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I wish I was a big ball of dough in
@KYR_SP33DY
’s hand so he can flour me, roll me, mold my shape, squish me, throw me around, get little pieces of me on his face by accident, crack eggs on me to make me doughier, hard press me to make me more soft, then leave me sit in da fridge
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Happy women’s day 🙌 I certainly wouldn’t be the same if it wasn’t for all the amazing women in my life, such as
@KYR_SP33DY
😍
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Loving
@KYR_SP33DY
isn't just a moment, it’s a lifestyle 💫 a reason to breathe 🤲 an escape from this world 🌏 It’s art 🖼 the first gift you open on Xmas 🎁 a hug from a loved one 🤗 everything you’ve ever wanted love 💗 everything you need 💕🥹👑
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I’m telling you,
@KYR_SP33DY
is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bhopped out the door 🙌
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been watching u drink
@KYR_SP33DY
I get the feeling u got a hard job. wonder what it takes to please you dats the job I want Part time full time I wanna be gud @ it bad @ it I wanna get promoted fired corner office hostile takeova Im on my knees Prayin worshipping begging whateva
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sick of mf's in fighting shows saying "i come in peace."
okay? who asked bro, i dont care if u came in peace. i dont even know who the fuck peace is, i really hope he didn't get pregnant. like bro, we dont care if you came in peace, i had dinner with
@KYR_SP33DY
before mullet
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That’s it! I don’t care what anyone says, vanilla cock is the best 😤😤
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Bruh the earth is old af 👵 it’s already 2018 years old 🙄💀
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Hopefully they don't cancel this time! I miss my mommy
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Why do we say MANager instead of PERSONager? Stay woke 🙌
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"My boyfriend keeps sneaking pictures of me" -D4's cat
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Everyone is tweeting Happy New Year, but NO ONE is tweeting happy birthday to one of the greatest ninjas of all time 😡
Happy birthday Guy Sensei 💚 here’s to another year of the springtime of YOUTH 🎉
(on the reals happy new year everybody 🎉)
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OMG the first pussy I've seen in real life. Looks a little different than the videos tho
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HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE PPL 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY PERSON LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂
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🤔🤔You know what's crazy?? The United States' independence day ALWAYS falls on July 4th. Isn't that insane?! 🤔🤔
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It started off as a joke, an innocent kidding. ‘What’s up D20’ would make me look at discord no matter what was happening to see if he joined our channel. It was funny. Now…it’s a problem for me. At least 3-5 times a day I find myself saying, ‘hey what’s up D20’ and no one is…
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Accordion to world population studies, approx 108bil people have lived. Assume the average life was 25, there has been around 2.7tril years of life, multiply this by the # of days in a year, there is a total of 985.5tril days of life. Not once in any of those days did anybody ask
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Played CoD& herd a callout in VC. A girl! I got my PP out & yelled in VC. I need2hear her again. She left. I cried. I checked Steam& saw she had KYR IN HER NAME! She was streaming! I donated my rent 2 her. I was gona nut. She red my dono. This's the happiest I’ve been
@KYR_SP33DY
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I’ll say it. Myself and men like me should be celebrated because we bring the average size 🍤 down so much even ‘average’ men are huge. You’re welcome hung fellows 👏🥹
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Today was a good day. I finally was able to tell
@jamescharles
that I loved how his ass looked in the coachella picture. I can rest tonight with this satisfied feeling 😍
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I finally got it 🥹 my king, my muse, my sixteenth chapel, my Mona Lisa, my fifth symphony, my Starry Night
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I leave Steph unattended in my car for two minutes and I come back to this
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Yo
@KYR_SP33DY
saw ur profile and didn't see ur a (beautiful) lady. I try 2 respek ppl, especially gamers. Maybe u could add me and we can play some games? We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even COD. Goodday ma'am. Also I PM'd u. Take a look and lmk what u think 🤩
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‼️ATTENTION AMONG US GAMERS‼️
The Crewmates need your help to find the IMPOSTORS 📮
You can help by sending your parents credit card numbers, expiration date, and those 3 wacky numbers on the back 😱
DON’T TELL YOUR PARENTS! They’re working for the impostors ☠️
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H-hey
@KYR_SP33DY
memba me from Math? Freshman year? It’s Laura! Wanted to msg u since u missed the reunion. always thot u were smart and talented, never get the courage to tell u. Hope ur doin ok...HAHA kidding it’s still Tanner you gullible fk LMAO. Anyway, the gym awaits. CYA!
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☑️ it out
Imagine not having a verified tab in your mentions literally could not be me
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I ran 🏃♂️ into
@KYR_SP33DY
at the store today & b4 I could even get out any words I was met by this gross smell 🤢. I look down to see his feet 🦶 are visibly showing smells like from cartoons. He doesn’t wear socks 🧦with his shoes. I asked him why & he said socks🧦are for betas
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Bro tf we are gonna run out of wind bc these guys keep farming it all
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@Junkyard129
OMG you look so freaking handsome junk! Hey if you can do me a favor, that girl next to you looks pretty cute 🥰 can you get her number for me?
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Just got this in! I’m EXTREMELY excited for you all to get the merch in your hands. It’s by far the best quality we’ve had so far and I think you’re gonna be impressed 🎉
Thank you to everyone who’s supported us 🥹
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going by
@KYR_SP33DY
now buddy? Haha what's up cool guy, it's Side from hs. member me? sorry me and the guys gave you a hard time in school. member D20? We married but divorced. I'm unemployed and drive the same mustang from senior year. lucky if its starts. Things really changed
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Who is
@KYR_SP33DY
? in math: my solution ➗ in history: my king 👑 in art: my muse 🎨 in science: my oxygen 💨 in geography: my world 🌎
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I went to footlocker this weekend looking to buy a pair of Air mags. There was a handsome fellow working. He said he would help me get the right size and had me sit down and take off my shoes. His nametag read
@KYR_SP33DY
. He then took a picture of my foot which he said was for…
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