Alan Curtis
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This has been stolen from a great Serbian tennis champion whose first name suddenly makes sense.
This flâneuse taking her vac for a walk invokes the spirit of Nerval and his lobster. Photographer unknown
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At 2 mins 25 secs, listen to the spookiest of anecdotes from one of the great raconteurs … https://t.co/3v8gSaSN6O
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More than a little truth here …
Lisa Nandy - I unkowingly took the money Ange Rayner - I unkowingly forgot about stamp duty Rachel Reeves - I unkowingly forgot about a permit Jess Phillips - I unkowingly voted against a rape gang inquiry It's funny because my wife doesn't fucking forget anything I've done
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It's a Twitter pylon Not what I was searching for when I asked Siri but it made me giggle :-)
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Frank Sinatra – Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? @FrankSinatra
https://t.co/NrDmquJngD Who wants a private landing field too NOT: "Who wants a private landing feel thru" 🤣🤣
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Who wants to be a millionaire? I don't / Have flashy flunkies everywhere? I don't / Who wants the bother of a country estate? / A country estate is something I'd hate / Who wants
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I've heard of bad timing but …
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Finally – some reliable information on the current crisis in the Middle East:
Khamenei explains what happened to “big surprise” that was supposed to be remembered for centuries: 🤣🤣🤣
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The Annual General Meeting of the KKK* is taking place today. * Krispy Kreme Korporation
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Rather pressed for time this morning so breakfast was a rushed affair …
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Simply wonderful!
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Wife: Let's get a picture of the dog sprawled on a beach bed with a bottle of booze. Husband: Yes – but if he's going to be sprawled, he'll need to be wearing something. Wife: Yes agreed. Result?
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New miniseries about a Dutch detective who lives in a commercial vehicle with lateral internal storage.
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