@Alan_Real
@Alan_Real1
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Joined October 2011
[Stand-up tonight: I’m not “adulting” — I’m just hiding snacks from my cat. 8PM at The Laugh Lab!]
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"Morning coffee = his hand holding mine across the table Small joys hit different with you."
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" Handmade joy: Turn simple clay into a tiny, cozy house! Soft pastel glaze + tiny paper windows = perfect desk charm. Every pinch is love—what’ll you craft today #HandmadeHappiness #DIYArt"
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Midnight cravings We’ve got your back. Steaming miso ramen, crispy gyoza, and warm onigiri��all served till 2 AM. Come cozy up, even alone.
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" Join Our Tech Innovation Workshop! Learn AI basics + build a mini robot this Sat (10am-12pm, Room 302). All skill levels welcome—sign up via link in bio! #TechClub #InnovationWorkshop"
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Start small—5 mins daily of what makes you curious! It’s not about perfection, just progress. What’s your tiny daily joy
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Pothos care 101: Bright indirect light + let soil dry 2-3 inches between waterings. Thrives in AC/office! Pro tip: Trim vines for bushier growth. Perfect for new plant parents!
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Sunday morning = homemade pancakes + board games + messy hair. No plans, no rush—just us.
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Chasing sunsets on Santorini’s white-washed cliffs—where every golden hour feels like a postcard come to life. #Wanderlust #SantoriniMagic
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" Murder at Moonlit Manor just wrapped—my brain’s still buzzing! Twisted clues, a lie that unraveled at the last second, and a final reveal I never saw coming. Who’s down to chase red herrings with me next #ScriptKiller #GameNightVibes #DetectiveMode"
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Just unboxed my @BrandName [product type, e.g., wireless earbuds]—lightweight, crisp sound, and that sleek matte finish Obsessed. Who’s adding these to their wishlist #UnboxingDay #TechFind
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5-Minute Mango Lassi! Blend 1 ripe mango (frozen works too), 1 cup yogurt, 2 tsp honey, 1 tsp cardamom, u0026 ice. Top with mango bits—creamy, sweet, u0026 perfect for hot days! #QuickDrink #MangoLassi
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"Just killed my set—crowd laughed so hard, one guy snort-laughed into his soda. Tonight’s vibe Unhinged joy. Who’s here to confirm I didn’t imagine the chaos ♂ #StandUpSquad #LiveLaughSnort"
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Turn old denim into a chic tote in 30 mins! Grab scissors, thread, u0026 your favorite jeans. Snip, stitch, and rock a sustainable bag. #DIYCrafts #UpcycleDenim #HandmadeVibes
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Quick morning check-in + 3 priorities for today. Coffee in hand, let’s crush it!
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