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@AlanGrayson

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Former Congressman (FL-9), author (High Crimes: The Impeachment of Donald Trump). https://t.co/gkzCjABMC0

Orlando, FL
Joined May 2009
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
4 years
Still, I believe, the most-watched Congressional YouTube video of all time: https://t.co/mh2NPP4HKs And yet, some wonder where inflation comes from . . . . #inflation #CostOfLivingCrisis #TheFed
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
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If it's hard for you to tell the difference between ICE agents and terrorists, the ICE agents are the ones who wear masks. https://t.co/aEHnfqcLh2 #Trumpocalypse #Good #ICEMurders #DicktatorDon #TheDon #Dicktatorship
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theguardian.com
Governor Tim Walz said he was prepared to deploy the National Guard and expressed outrage over the shooting
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
6 days
The President of Honduras, Juan Orlando Hernández, took a $1 million bribe from El Chapo himself, and Trump pardoned him. Whereas Maduro is accused of selling Venezuelan passports as Foreign Minister. This makes sense how? Face it, Trump is nuts. #Maduro #Venezuela #Donorrhea
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
8 days
Here is the #Maduro indictment: https://t.co/iNpQTxWYOU It reads like a conspiracy theory. And they're charging him with "conspiracy with others to own a machine gun"--in Venezuela, apparently. I'm wondering how the author was able to type this, in a straitjacket. #Venezuela
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
1 month
I get around a dozen of these scam calls each day: https://t.co/Ddx9SRbu3U How unfortunate that the FBI is devoted to prosecuting the #Trump enemy list and guarding #Kash 's girlfriend, instead of protecting us from scammers. #TheDon #Trumpocalypse #WorstPresidentEver #Donorrhea
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nytimes.com
Complaints about the calls have risen, and some older Americans have discovered that their Medicare accounts were already compromised.
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
1 month
#Donald, you can't name stuff after yourself until you're dead. 40 USC 3102. But if you're willing to volunteer .... https://t.co/M14x4LWpeT #Dicktatorship #TheDon #Trumpocalypse #Donorrhea #WorstPresidentEver
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thedailybeast.com
The president doesn’t sound like he’s joking anymore.
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
1 month
Does a leopard have spots? Can fish swim? Do bears poop in the woods? Does Donald #Trump cheat at golf (and everything else)? https://t.co/WhDYFsVO4z Of course he cheats. It would be news if he didn’t. #TheWorstPersonInTheWorld #PresidentRump #Donorrhea #TheDon
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
2 months
. . . and the very next day after Bolsonaro goes to prison, Georgia dropped its case against Trump, who is now free to ask any Secretary of State to conjure up all the votes he needs: https://t.co/NrgVGpxuAs #pathetic #Trump #TraitorTrump #Dicktator #TheDon #WorstPersonInTheWorld
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nytimes.com
The president has now seen three criminal cases against him dissolve since he was re-elected last year.
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
2 months
#Trump is destroying America and the whole world. And, in its daily missive to subscribers, the #NYTimes wants to share its best chocolate chip cookies with you. https://t.co/qVHt0HvciI Democracy Dies in Dumbness. #Trumpocalypse #Dickator #TheDon #Donorrhea
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cooking.nytimes.com
We’ve published many takes on the classic treat over the years, but these are the ones our readers return to again and again.
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
2 months
I know that this story is from April, but it's just so luscious. How can DHS Secretary #kristinoem secure the homeland when she can't even secure her purse? https://t.co/fPtJ8z0ebu Good thing the purse-snatcher wasn't a dog. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ICE #KristiNoSense
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nytimes.com
The homeland security secretary was dining at a Washington, D.C., restaurant. She also lost her passport and keys.
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
2 months
Science proves that the #FilthyRich are more selfish, mean and even psychopathic: https://t.co/nDAogutndg Elon Musk would say, “I did Nazi that coming.” #ElonMusk #FilthyRich #BadBosses #Oligarchy #Plutocracy #Trump #DonaldTrump #TheWorstPersonInTheWorld
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psychologytoday.com
The pricier the car, the less considerate the driver.
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
2 months
Brazil's President goes to prison for 27 years for attempting a coup after he lost his re-election. https://t.co/lztk82Yw0C That means that Trump should go to prison for 28 years. #Bolsonaro #TraitorTrump #Dictator #TheDon #WorstPersonInTheWorld
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nytimes.com
Brazil’s Supreme Court ordered former President Jair Bolsonaro to begin serving a prison term for conspiring to remain in power after losing the last election.
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
2 months
Dr. Strangelove--pardon me, Scott Bessent--says that refunding the #Trump #tariff overcharges may cost us $1 trillion. https://t.co/DbE2N6pyPy Trump should have to repay it. With all of the crypto grift, the Middle East grift and the real estate grift, he can pay. #ThiefInChief
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arstechnica.com
Tech industry primed for big refunds if SCOTUS rules against Trump tariffs.
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
2 months
The way things are going, the term "mixed couple" soon will refer to one human and one android. https://t.co/e6K55otHd1 #Robots #ChatGPT #AI #Ebotica
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axios.com
"As part of our 'treat adult users like adults' principle, we will allow ... erotica for verified adults."
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@AlanGrayson
Alan Grayson
2 months
In the real world, drivers driving cars is not a problem to be solved; it's both efficient and it's what people want. For God's sake--you're going to be in the car anyway, why not drive it? #Duh #ElonMusk #Robotaxi #FSD #HowToCrashACarWithoutReallyTrying
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