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Alan Bings

@AlanBings

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Self-appointed comedy expert, rebuker of pharmakeī

Joined September 2019
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
6 years
The fabled #AntifaHQ of Portland has been located. The war encampment that houses the #PortlandProtests and all of its demonic secrets are now laid bare to the world. The city is housing them and they have more toilets than The Chaz. Full video @YouTube https://t.co/zhNt2uBrpw
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
Two Antifa–BLM militants pull livestreamer Waxiest from his idling car in Minneapolis and maim him as he is inviting carnage into his own camera. Multiple teeth are dislodged and his face is now caked in vital fluids, puffy beyond recognition. Kick platform banned Waxiest.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
Antifa–BLM militants scour the screen of live videographer Waxiest on the streets of the Minneapolis Autonomous Zone. Declaring him a White Nationalist on the spot, the Neo-Marxist rebel insurrectionist confederates run him out of the area.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
This Pam Bondi disrespecting scofflaw Woodsman figure who helped Don Lemon terrorize the church in Minneapolis, dawokefarmer2, seems to have posted a very high-resolution video of himself doing these things. Outrageous.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
Antifa forces smash a glass bottle over the head of a man they feel is standing too close to a person with an American flag. This is confirmed as he is now bleeding out from his head on this other live stream: https://t.co/3ETLRfkkNP
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
Thousands of Antifa rebel insurrectionist Neo-Confederate Marxist left-wing authoritarians are currently seizing hotel after hotel in Minneapolis en masse as they search for the accused Nazi, Jake Lang. Whose house? Their house.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
The Culling of the Crusader Jake Lang by the Coward Antifa
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
Antifa rioters identify a man in the Jake Lang crowd who might harbor possible "chud" inclinations. They dump a gallon of water on his head and garments.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
Antifa rioters audibly conspire to prevent the people they're attacking from being able to leave then execute their conspiracy, kidnapping their quarry. Minneapolis, Jake Lang, now.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
Jake Lang's Crusaders are set upon by a violent mob in Minneapolis. The fiery redhead woman defends herself from mass attack by macing every single person there in the eyeballs, including Big Wax.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
Another federal vehicle has just been smashed by Antifa forces. The rioter bravely allows his face to be filmed in 1080p despite his co-conspirators advising him to wear a mask.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
Antifa militants in Minneapolis show off the FBI vehicles they have destroyed & looted. They show off the plunder within, having already taken all the firearms for future use & Autonomous Zone creation. https://t.co/sCfy6px7Rt January 14 at 6h22m in @FBI @DHSgov
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
A left-wing protestor is captured for a single frame as flashbangs light the night in Minneapolis. Her glee and self-obsession are evident as she recalls the mentally deficient castrata in the opening of True Detective's first season.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
An Antifa rioter outside the Bishop Henry Whipple federal building in Minneapolis just offered his 8-year-old child to federal agents protecting the facility. His offer is extremely graphic and sexual. His fellow rioters do not act to condemn him nor to expel him, embracing it.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 months
A loud woman in Minneapolis attempts to drive through an active ICE operation while her paid protestor cohorts urge her forward. ICE agents shatter her window and haul her out of the car, arresting her as she babbles insane lies. Footage by @BGOnTheScene live via @YouTube
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
3 months
A Jewish survivor of the Bondi Beach attack risks his own safety to confirm the termination of the other attacker by teabagging his remains. A native (Englishman) Australian punches the Jewish victor in the face twice while backed by police hordes.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
5 months
Antifa and Patriot forces just engaged in a multi-part brawl outside the Portland ICE facility. @nicksortor engages in the sortie. Civil War goes hot as Trump continues to force Patriots to handle Antifa by themselves. Federal agents blast the Patriots with pepper balls.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
5 months
The stalwart Hero of Portland, @Tommy4Trump420, has just been violently doused in an unknown liquid by a maniacal Antifa woman in grey bloc. The man Trump swore to arrest for flag burning, Richard, stalks the area at the end of the video.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
5 months
The man from tonight's clips, called "Tommy 2.0" by The Patriots, now dons his new appellation from Antifa even as he dons a pair of handcuffs: "The Woman Beater". Antifa have won the optics war with their scripted attack as Operation Don't Take the MAGA Bait concludes.
@AlanBings
Alan Bings
5 months
An estimated 100 Antifa have surrounded the Patriots gathered to support ICE at Portland's besieged immigration facility. At least one man has been stoned. Here is the event that set it off, recorded live by @Tommy4Trump420 despite Antifa blocking the view of their planned attack
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
5 months
Here's the epilogue, in which the "Don't Take the MAGA Bait" scripted victimization of Antifa doubles down despite their targeting the wrong individual. The cameraman describes his being stoned at the end of the clip.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
5 months
Here is the beginning of Antifa's revenge for the laying out of the one-woman Wall of Mom.
@AlanBings
Alan Bings
5 months
An estimated 100 Antifa have surrounded the Patriots gathered to support ICE at Portland's besieged immigration facility. At least one man has been stoned. Here is the event that set it off, recorded live by @Tommy4Trump420 despite Antifa blocking the view of their planned attack
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