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@Alan19673
Alan1967
18 days
That's a kick in the bollocks 🤬
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
1 month
I really should keep my trap shut but surely going 2-0 after 7 mins we should have had a cricket score.
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
1 month
Christ if Osula can't do it against these lot we need to flog him in the summer, because if he can't do it tonight he won't do it in the EPL. I hope he scores a hat trick in the second half to prove me wrong because he seems a good lad.
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
1 month
Bloody hell 2-0 already, I wish the league was this easy.
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
1 month
I want to know how the fuck he eats without swordfighting with his nose and the fucking knife and fork?
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
2 months
It's so sad to see 😂 @worhoose
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
2 months
Credit where credits due what a result. I'd have taken a draw before th game but they deserved that win.
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
2 months
You have to say that's a cracking result regardless of us not making it into the top 8. Corrupt officials or not, you have to say well done to the manager and players. Credit where credits due. Nobody, and I mean nobody, if they are being honest expected that result tonight.
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
3 months
Did we dodge a bullet not getting Jorgen Strand Larsen? Honestly if you look at his ratings in every game he's played for Wolves he's been dog shit and for the money they wanted. That's why Howe should never just go for players that play in the EPL.
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
3 months
Off topic but has this year's Xmas TV been the worst ever? Honestly bar the usual Scrooge 1951 version film the stuff shown on TV has been absolute bollocks.
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
4 months
Does anyone remember this game when they were young?
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
5 months
At least she didn't drop her pie 🤣 https://t.co/zbH0A3Tiz3
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
5 months
What's with Twitter it said Newcastle had beat Athletic Club 2-0 when they were still playing, and had over 6 minutes to play.
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
5 months
One of the best TV films ever made has not long started on ITV 3 Goodnight Mr Tom. Honestly it's John Thaws best work. It's very sad but very good.
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
6 months
Make sure you check your fridges at this time of year people https://t.co/pf8h2LZHJl
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
7 months
What's stopping the manager using this formation once Gordon is back?
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
7 months
You never know when you'll get cramp while out walking.
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
7 months
Now Imagine he gets injured, I wonder if we can refuse to pay him because when he left he was on strike. No doubt the 🐀 would be still expecting to be paid. Honestly I've never seen a player go from hero to zero in such a short space of time.
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
8 months
Sorry but this made me chuckle 😂 https://t.co/ONbxmXKriw
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@Alan19673
Alan1967
8 months
Just wondering if the club should be offering the likes of Bruno, Tonali and Livremento improved contracts off the back of the shit show that is Isak? I'll be very surprised if Man City doesn't come in with a bid for Livremento shortly.
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