@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
1 year
TFW you realize your date isn't coming back from the bathroom.
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@smc429
Brown Eyed Susan
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@AlacritysWhatev That's why there's ePutin! Find your match!
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
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@smc429 (stay away from the tea)
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@smc429
Brown Eyed Susan
1 year
@AlacritysWhatev He looks like he forgot to take his Beano
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
1 year
@smc429 ...and realized not only it wasn't a fart, but that he doesn't have a change of clothes in his office.
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@BojonBaby2
~KC~
1 year
@AlacritysWhatev I'm surprised we don't see little streams of smoke from his pants being on fire. . . 😜🔥👖
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
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@KCSweetKC 😂🤣
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@dicklenhart
P01135809's Wattle
1 year
@AlacritysWhatev @smc429 Santos is the Ted Cruz of his generation.
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
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@RogerZenAF
Roger ZenAF
1 year
George Santos is what shows up when you order a marco rubio from Wish.
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@EmperorMike1st
Far Beyond Drivel
1 year
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
1 year
@EmperorMike1st side note, similar theme:
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
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@GabrielCasiqui4 what's lovely is that we have an extradition treaty- if he's tried 'in absentia' as he will be- and found guilty, he's toast.
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@JungGrasshoppa
Greenthumbs🟧
1 year
@AlacritysWhatev Do you blame them?
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
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@roninva56
Ron
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@AlacritysWhatev @smc429 “Nobody will be my friend.”
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@smc429
Brown Eyed Susan
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@AlacritysWhatev "May I use my phone a friend option, yet?"
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@RealMonkeyCat
RealMonkeyTheCat
1 year
@AlacritysWhatev Pic of Georgie (immediately prior to your pic) checking status of “exaggerations” Wonder why he left his wedding ring home & didn’t bring hubby…
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@NotPissedNow
long live 🇺🇲 💙 🇺🇦
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@jpeters73
Snark Weasel
1 year
@AlacritysWhatev And they ordered the lobster and an expensive glass of wine
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@opusgonemad
Anya
1 year
@AlacritysWhatev Looks like he smoked indica today instead of the other one 🤷‍♀️🤣🤡 he needs a couch 🛋
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