Do you even lift bro? Do I even lift??? Yeah bro I lift. I lift your fucking spirits up. How have you been? Everything ok? I miss you. Let’s grab lunch sometime.

this is the last tweet i’ll ever read on this website. IQs are much too low for me to be here anymore.

wow canada with a big QF come from behind win

perfect game for someone with the most disgusting bedroom you’ve ever seen

glad to know i don’t have a gambling addiction. haven’t placed a wager in weeks. doesn’t even look like fun anymore

mac computers take 1-2 seconds to be fully functional once you restart it… windows? gotta let that thing fester for about 45 seconds before you can click on anything without it sounding like a high speed airliner for 3 minutes

Enjoi skateboards returns to original owners after lengthy 3-year battle against corporate takeover “My motivation to get the brand back stemmed from catching wind that the corpo bozos were trying to sell "Enjoi" scooters, rollerskates helmets, and rollerblades to Walmart”

we are so fucked

these are worth like $100 each now i just used to eat them

sweden women’s hockey got some very tall broads towering over the americans

i’m so back. i’m hitting full upper body workouts 8-10 exercises 4-5 sets each + LISS cardio all while being in a fasted state

me when i see her

ya i’ll be on all fours tonight

energy prices up 40% so we can see what any woman on earth looks like with monster cans

nerfed my account into the ground as soon as i qualified for payouts. i’m out 👍

yeah this is depressing

mortgage interest makes me want to rip men limb from limb

stock trading is easier than sports betting people just don’t have discipline

crazy how you can just look at a guy and know he screams at his wife

BREAKING: Coffee is a Nootropic, which we’ve known for fucking decades. There’s no new info except more american politicians and rich people like eating children for lunch

there go the epstein files