You can’t see it, but this is my surprised face.

Congratulations to Donald Trump on the trade deal he secured for China. Back to square one, but poorer. This must be the 4D chess MAGA is always talking about.

Polymarket is coming back to the US. 🇺🇸 Get on the waiting list to get early access to Polymarket's fully regulated U.S. trading platform:

Ya’ll are worried about Snap recipients buying cookies?! I’m worried about billionaires buying 14 year olds

The most shocking fact about Kash Patel spending an outrageous amount of taxpayer dollars to use an FBI jet to go to a wrestling event to see his girlfriend sing is, this stupid fucking bug-eyed freak has a girlfriend?!

Not only did Kash Patel fire the guy who leaked the information about Kash jetting around the US on the FBI jet we pay for to meet up with his girlfriend, he had that jet taken off the flight tracker system so he can continue to meet up with her on our dime Piece of shit

Only as graffiti.

If you’re this worked up about supposed gayness in others, odds are you’ve got some personal issues to resolve.

And now Graham Platner's treasurer has left his campaign, according to an FEC form filed on Friday. There's a reason why his campaign is hemoragging candidates. They aren't giving details because after the political director quit, the campaign had all staff sign NDAs. Cue

If I remember correctly, things did not end well for the Great Gatsby.

Technically true: Graham Platner didn’t work for Blackwater - but he did work for its successor, Constellis. Blackwater → Xe → Academi → Constellis After the 2007 Nisour Square massacre (17 Iraqi civilians killed), Blackwater rebranded multiple times, lastly as Academi.

A lot of New Yorkers in line today for early voting, and I don’t think Cuomo’s going to like the outcome.

Stephen Miller says that the real reason he moved to a military base is his crypt is being renovated.

So wait, Trump “cut a deal” with China to: buy the soybeans they were already buying before the trade war, but now China gets advanced AI chips too?? Where is the win??

JD Vance trying to be funny is just about the most cringe thing ever.

@royalpratt Here is an ABC report on the ICE or Federal agents arresting three US citizens in Evanston, Illinois yesterday, October 31st, 2025. See post above for videos taken by residents who witnessed the events. Link to source article: https://t.co/2sZWUszYte

Moments after this, Jesse Watters flattened the tires of Erika Kirk’s car so he could offer her a ride home.

POV you’re a brand new IKEA sectional

I would like to thank every Democrat who sued the trump administration and forced him to follow the law and release SNAP funding for November.

If only Fetterman were a better man.

The guy we carried through a stroke and a smear campaign — fuck off, Fetterman