Texting while high be funny asl 🤣 be stuck on the same word for 10 mins

white people see a opp and be like "we've got company"

that question was expected 😂💀

If you knew how tough it was, and how long it took some people to recover their mental health, and happiness again, you'd understand why they shut their doors at the slightest sniff of toxicity, and also why they're picky af about who they allow in their lives.

If this ever happens to me, I swear everyone in that room is meeting God and I’m fckin deadass

Sounds like intimacy with women isn't for you. Have you tried men?

When you found the most romantic reel and you want to send it to her but you realise there's no her.

Success and I are in the same city, just different realities 😂😂💔

Weed hangovers are real

half of these breakups could’ve been avoided if people actually knew what they were doing in doggy

there's nothing better than when you're full on laughing with someone & you both keep adding things that make it funnier & you can barely breathe

This exactly how Florida looks too lmaoooo

oh to be liked by someone who’s actually interested in getting to know you.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said "I know you wanna Shagg." Jill said yes, took off her dress and they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.

imagine dating someone and it works out and you two are together for the rest of your lives

A woman will only maintain the love she has for her man if the sex wasn't that great. Women are deeply emotional, and their attraction is often rooted in how someone makes them feel.

"Unpopular opinion: Miami traffic is worse than Lagos on a bad day. Change my mind. 🚗💨"

I used to check his “last seen” like it meant something. After our argument, I told myself I wouldn’t reach out first. It wasn’t even a big fight, just one of those conversations that went wrong and then neither of us knew how to fix it. But I’d still open the chat. Late at

If you love me make sure I feel it more than you say it

at least you get accepted no matter what

It scares me when you stay up late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going