Bilal
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We kept calling him back to back and just not saying anything and then hanging up. Then he stopped greeting us on the other side, so we went "Hello?" and this bechara apologized profusely and then we hung up.
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Cuz if 7 ate 9 then like every number would be afraid, but why "6" specifically you know.
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RT @DKJATT898: used for an exam I was very worried about. I got top marks in my class. Every Mulaqat after, Huzoor still holds my hand. Aβ¦.
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RT @DKJATT898: When I first met Khalifatul Masih ABA I kept overthinking, and Huzoor ABA disarmed the situation by asking me if I was a wreβ¦.
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My donkey was, in fact, quite alive.
If you're a writer, write βI lied.β Without writing, βI lied.β.
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Yoooo what if 7 actually ate an upside down 6, intending to eat 9, and 9 knows this and has to now live out its life as a 6 and that adds like an additional layer of fear that "6" has oh my GOD dude I'm a genius.
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Give your children desktops as their first electronic, not phones.
The people pointing out the internet was always cruel are correct but the biggest difference was the internet was mostly seen as a space you briefly visited and wasnt seen as being real life. People teased you for taking it seriously.
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It's when you wake up in the middle of the night.
What the hell is "dark woke" what does that mean.
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This is my favorite genre of jokes.
It was the 14th birthday of the son of a very wealthy man. So, this man goes up to his son and asks "my son, you can ask me for anything this day, and I will get it for you.". Surprisingly, the son asked for a single pink ping pong ball.
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Ab idhar bhi job interview dena hai π©.
Part 1: .1) What are your motivations to get married?.2) In your own words, how do you idealise your marriage to be?.3) In what ways can providing for others change the quality of your life? .4) Can you outline what expectations you have for a wife and her duties respectively?.
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This is a strictly Chiitan house.
Chiitan we dgaf abt you anymore we have labubus now.
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The father was surprised, and oddly relieved. A mystery he had wanted answers to for the last 4 years was to come to a close. He leaned in to hear his son. The son began speaking. "The reason I wanted all those pink ping pong balls is . ". And then he died.
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His father, overcome with emotion, said "My son, this may well be the last time I ever speak to you. Please, tell me why you are so fixated on these pink pong balls.". The son, after a brief pause, said "Alright, father, I will tell you. Please come closer.".
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