Airhead - Building Alkanes
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this account has no mandate to adhere to reality. founder & CPO @oylwallet aka alkanes. airhead fat ordinals. thinking about $DIESEL…
Joined May 2022
My grandest delusion is that alkanes will be the place where AI meets Bitcoin. And when it does, it will no longer be my grandest delusion, I will move onto a new one.
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Funniest tweet of the year
I’m in D.C. for a thing. Packing my longevity for travel is a lot. A pair of underwear and toothbrush would be so much easier. Sometimes I think you’re right and this whole thing has gotten out of control and I need to chill.
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Seems like nobody is paying attention to alkanes atm, probably a good time to get more $DIESEL and some @AirheadFun
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Question for the lads in Berlin. After the piss party do you take public transit just raw dog or is there like an afters with a shower? Asking for a friend.
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What if your money could do more than grow? Robin John’s new book shows you how your investments can honor God and serve your neighbor. Join the Good Investor Movement and start investing with purpose!
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Steak too juicy Lobster too buttery Alkanes too capable.
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The girls at the club said alkanes is the preferred metaprotocol among models & trad wives. I can’t make this up.
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breaking news: romance is dead
Big thanks to the 26 startups who helped us pay for our wedding, it was a beautiful day 😍 (full cinematic video coming soon)
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Purchasing coffee shouldn’t require filing taxes. Tell Congress it’s time for a de minimis exemption on Bitcoin. No more tracking. No more tax headaches. No more Bitcoin red tape. Contact your legislator today.
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Do you have a bitcoin yield strategy? Oh it involves depositing it somewhere not on L1? You don’t have a bitcoin yield strategy. Winter is coming.
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In support of open source principles, we've released the @oylwallet AMM contracts under an MIT license. Over the past month, a collaborative multi-team effort has focused on developing tools and infrastructure to enable a fully abstracted, decentralized Bitcoin application
gm #Alkanes AMM contracts have been open sourced: https://t.co/gQ1HtNflgf have fun building
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Wow who could be working on this? Do you know any product people with design bg who know the protocol well?
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Ep. 3 of Nationwide Amplified: Tai McNeely, co-founder of His & Her Money, shows how purpose + determination turn obstacles into opportunities—and inspire community along the way.
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*US TO BUY 1 MILLION BARRELS FOR STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE
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the Alkanes protocol is going to become the home of the craziest shit DeFi has ever seen
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You all still think bitcoin programmability is supposed to be visible. Soon you won’t even know you’re using crypto. Just playing unstoppable games. The iPhone makes you forget it has transistors.
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I've been dopamine-poisoned, neurons-fried, cooked -- years of VC-backed products -- cannot focus on anything that isn't flashing in OLED + designed by a team of ex-Citadel quants to hack my reward circuits for longer than 22.7 seconds.
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We’ve integrated frBTC into Sats Terminal Swaps! In support of our partners @oylwallet and the broader Alkanes ecosystem, users can now trade @SUBFROSTio 's wrapped Bitcoin ($frBTC) directly on Sats Terminal. @Subfrost recently launched frBTC wrapping through integrations with
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The final ingredient! A 100-layer cake of fun is now in the oven. Who's hungry?
✅ Direct swap: BTC -> Token ✅ Direct swap: Token -> BTC BTC now starts and ends in Segwit, while tokens are always held in Taproot. frBTC enables seamless swaps on the @oylwallet Alkanes AMM, with one user signature. No EVM wallet required. Just a Bitcoin wallet.
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Sharing some updates to the @oylwallet AMM After discussion with partners and liquidity providers, we have increased the fees that LPs earn from 0.3% to 0.8%. The protocol fee will remain at 0.2%. This brings the total fee from 0.5% to 1% on each swap. Effectively, people who
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I was once young and thin
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Unlock Asia's green growth opportunities and drive decarbonisation strategies from SG.
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