Virgil Hawkins
@AhSnapItsJonny
Followers
566
Following
23K
Media
1K
Statuses
12K
self taught heart surgeon
Huber Heights
Joined August 2011
Baby looks like it has its own separate health bar and if you don’t find a way to handle him he’ll keep healing his dad the main boss
404
18K
198K
Y’all be in that line reciting ancient alchemy and incantations at 17 year old baristas
Chocolate cookie crumble crème frap made with heavy cream made with 8 pumps of white mocha instead of reg mocha! So good!
154
11K
95K
I'm putting the bottle down in 2024 lol I gotta take a break
0
0
0
When I say I need a night out I mean going somewhere where I have the space to do this and nobody knows my name
227
12K
58K
I love us REAL BAD. It started raining at Victoria Monet’s concert and look at what the crowd started singing harmoniously 🥹
353
10K
54K
as a millennial dad I’ve never not been Too Online so I know the best combination of buzzwords to maximize being annoying to my tween; she got a meatball sub for lunch and I said “oh she in her marinara era for real” and the eye roll could have powered our house for a year
218
6K
95K
Only real mfs have read Percy Jackson, we not as loud as Harry Potter fans cause we too busy getting shit handled, really in the field really cut from that cloth u feel me?
189
5K
33K
I’m about to turn 28 next week 🙃 How is this real lmao How did we get here so quick
0
0
0
a man took me bowling and didn’t even bother tryna teach me he just smoked my shit unapologetically
115
11K
71K
Walmart count your fucking days why tf would y’all put this on the cereal aisle I just knew this morning when I woke up I was about to have me a good bowl of cereal and end up with puzzles I’m really puzzle tf out on why y’all did this ! I’m hungry asf on this damn TRUCK ! ☹️😒
555
4K
54K
booking my tickets and coming to vegas soon. my only priority is eating at every spot that Keith Lee has reviewed
0
0
0
AND THAT'S ON BIDI BIDI BAM BAM
fuck yolanda
196
19K
90K
How I have a cinco de mayo function at my crib and end up the most sober one ?? Now I gotta turn up on seis de mayo
0
0
1
The People Have Spoken!!!! 10k!! 🙌🙌🙌 and @NPR locked it in 🤝. I appreciate the luv and I’m gonna put on a one of a kind show for y’all on #TinyDesk 🙏
Ok ok 😂😂 All Things Considered, 10k retweets and I will RECONSIDER doing @NPR Tiny Desk while drinking an ice cold #JuvieJuice from @UrbanSouthBeer!!!
687
9K
30K
I got a whole ribeye steak an some fries in my pocket in a ziploc baggy..I’m built different
0
0
2
Be honest, how many of y’all can spell restaurant w/o auto correct? Cuz I’ve been tryna tweet sum funny and that shit has had me in a chokehold for at least 15 mins
0
0
1