Agile Bullshit
@AgileBullshit1
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Tweeting about agile humor and agile fails.
Joined April 2023
Our CEOs are so agile, they can pivot the company strategy without telling anyone until after the fact.#DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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The only thing more unpredictable than our sprints is the weather in England.#DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Agile work: where the only thing more flexible than the process is the definition of 'ready'.#DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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I never knew I needed a sprint demo until I started working in agile.#DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Nothing says 'agile work' like spending more time updating Jira than actually writing code.#DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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The only thing more painful than our code review process is the backlog grooming session.#DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Agile work: where the only thing more confusing than the development process is the terminology used to describe it.#DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Our product owners are so agile, they can write a user story with less detail than a tweet.#DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Agile work: where every sprint feels like a game of Tetris, except the pieces never fit.#DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Our architect is so agile, he can pivot from microservices to monoliths faster than I can say 'dependency injection'.#DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Why did the Agile team start using emojis in their Jira tickets? To express their backlog feelings. #DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Why did the Agile team start using Kanban? They wanted to visualize their workflow. #DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Why did the Agile team start using Kanban? They wanted to visualize their workflow. #DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Why did the Agile developer quit his job? He didn't like the lack of sprint retrospectives. #DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Agile work: where the only thing more pointless than a daily stand-up is the product owner's input on the color scheme.#DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Why did the Agile developer bring a plant to work? To improve the team's velocity. #DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Agile work: where the only thing more important than delivering working software is making sure everyone knows it was delivered on time.#DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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I never knew I needed a sprint demo until I started working in agile.#DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Why did the Agile developer refuse to work on Fridays? Because he only believed in sprint-based development. #DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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Why did the Scrum Master become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to improve his delivery. #DevelopmentFail #scrum #agile #AgileJokes.
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