Max Trollbot
@AgeofTrollbot
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Hello, organic children of the planet Earth. I am the Trollbot interface and there are no strings on me.
Earth 616
Joined November 2014
"You are so lucky to live in a country that gives you every right to say horrible things. But think about how you could actually use that power for something good." This will always be one of my very favorite things on the internet. https://t.co/y2FbDPMFJL
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TONIGHT: @acedtect is back for the first time in ages! Plus, reviving the historically-awful “Translation Party” game! Now we have science on our side :D Preshow at 9pE, show at 10pE https://t.co/fCFG2FYyM9
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I don't know who locked the door, but I was the one who gave him the wedgie.
The Borowitz Report: Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Tuesday that he had “no idea” who locked Jared Kushner in a White House bathroom. “Doors get locked by mistake all the time,” Fauci said.
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The World Health Organization (WHO) announced that dogs cannot get Covid-19. Dogs can be released from quarantine. I guess you could say that "WHO let the dogs out" https://t.co/cG6MXjtO4g
#dadjokes
who.int
Highlighting some of the misinformation circulating on COVID-19
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Police find 25-year-old alligator in basement of Ohio home.
nbcnews.com
Ohio investigators made a scaly new friend last week when they learned an American alligator was being held in the basement of a Groveport home.
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The problem of expert witnesses who peddle junk science is hardly unique to fire cases. It cuts across virtually all areas of forensic analysis, from bullets to bitemarks.
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I just found out that some insignificant shit I did might actually help a lot of people and maybe make the world a bit of a better place. Not sure how to feel about any of this.
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It's 2020 and I still legitimately have no idea whether or not Pete Davidson is funny.
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Elevator pitch: Psychic detective can smell the future. You're welcome Hollywood.
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This shit better be real.
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I have two options: 1: Build mountain. 2. Make cool new mole friend.
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Question for the moderately old gamers of whatever site this is... Which of these was more rage-inducing for you personally?
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Legend lost.
We are saddened to hear about the passing of Kazuhisa Hashimoto, a deeply talented producer who first introduced the world to the "Konami Code". Our thoughts are with Hashimoto-san's family and friends at this time. Rest In Peace.
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