I take this magnetic force of a man to be my.. lover 💍

Happy 2nd Birthday to my babies, Amos & Miko!! 🐾🎉

5 Years @AgentK20 🤍 now vs then

Words cannot describe how we, the entire Hypixel Team, are feeling today. Technoblade will always be remembered as one of our best, right from the start. Simon has released a statement from himself and the Hypixel Team, you can find it here > https://t.co/5HYjKsCYs4

“ma’am this is a wendy’s, please calm down”

Hey Microsoft, if you’re going to add a tool that lets you uninstall Windows updates, maybe Windows shouldn’t reinstall that update instantly afterwards? 🤔

Hey Secretlab, I don’t know if you know this but you are a _chair company_. I don’t know how many gaming chairs you expect me to need in my life, but not enough to justify an email every 3-5 days. lol

then & now

Once the session is "trusted" it never has to be prompted again, but these are BRAND NEW SESSIONS, usually created by QR-code-hijack, which are being allowed to flood discord with notifications (with sketchy looking URLs I might add)

Idea for @discord to fix this account hijacking spam: If you're notifying more than 10 people (with @.everyone, group tag, etc) or you try to DM more than 10 people per 5min, require a 2FA prompt if the user has 2FA active. Doesn't fix the theft, but limits the blast radius.

Just finished reading The Expanse: Leviathan Falls and wow what a jaw-dropping finale to the series. 10/10 recommend.

DoorDash just requested account verification and I can't imagine why! Simultaneously ordering in Seattle and DC over a week, then ordering in DC for a day, now ordering in Tampa FL at 1am? Nothing suspicious there! /s Seriously though, good on DoorDash for reducing fraud :D

I'm at the Sheraton's bar (The Fountain) until 7pm if any #paxwest2021 enforcers didn't get a chance to autograph the shirt. I've gotten 397 autographs out of 487 enforcers this year if my mental count is correct.

I have 280ish autographs, more than half! Still looking for more! #paxwest2021

Yes hello it is me, Bruce the shirt guy. Gathering enforcer autographs at #paxwest2021 since yesterday. If you're an enforcer who hasn't signed and you see me come give me your autograph! Only at ~200/487 so far. https://t.co/zfLfRvm0Sa

Well that's one hell of a view. If you're in town for #paxwest2021 and want to grab a drink hit me up.

At AwesomeCon with @megti

a few days late, but happy 4 year anniversary 🥰

Dear @NianticLabs @PokemonGoApp @Pokemon @johnhanke, The Pokémon GO Community is asking for help & resolution for the 2x stop distance removal. Today we ask you to #HearUsNiantic & respond. Asking sponsors @Verizon @SamsungMobileUS @Starbucks stand with the players #PokemonGo

Yeah....not spending money on @PokemonGoApp anymore until they re-increase range. Pandemic is still ongoing, and game isn't playable with old spin range. On the plus side I'll be saving $250/mo! 💰 On the down side I'll not be going outside anymore.