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MESSI THE GOAT ๐ ARSENAL BARCELONA MBARARA CITY FC, Banter ๐ค๐
Joined April 2024
Me after finding out that she can't afford Mr Mugabe's Christmas Bonanza
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You: I am the only slim one in our family the rest are chubby HIV: ๐
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Unknown caller: We have a package from your babe, kindly tell us her name so we can confirm. Cheating partner:
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MTN and Airtel running to notify you that you have already used 80% of your monthly bundle in just 2 days
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When you wake up at 3 am to go and urinate and you see the plant outside shaking.
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I checked his phone to see if he was cheating and I found out this gal ghosted him, now I feel sad ๐
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Lero gwe ogenda tegela lwaki ensingo tezekana ๐ค
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For you we're from the same clan you will not ashame my clan when I'm seeing ๐
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Me calculating how i spent all the money after coming back home from clubbing. ๐
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