“A night for all Geordies, everywhere” Very difficult to articulate beating PSG 4-1, but I attempted to on @bbcnewcastle with Anna Foster. Here’s a snippet of how I’m feeling today (spoiler alert, my mind is still blown). #NUFC #NEWPSG #ChampionsLeague

1st half couldn’t have gone better. 2-0 up and a man up at HT. Less so 2nd half, we got complacent. Incredible Bruno goal direct from a corner. Elanga’s pace forcing the red card. Another confident Gordon penalty. Excitement for Wissa’s debut & appreciation for Dubravka. #NUFC

Newcastle 2-2 Spurs #NUFC

Sumptuous lob from Woltemade. What a first half performance this has been - Elanga playing his part in all the goals. More of this please. #NUFC

That’s a fucking howler from Pickford! GERRIN! #NUFC

An insanely frustrating result given HT score. Pope’s hotheaded decision sent us into a downward spiral & we’ve been undone by another ageing striker. Always going to struggle to see games off without an actual striker on the pitch too. Our big guns were v disappointing. #NUFC

Newcastle 2-1 Man City Massive 3 points against a team in form. We battled, showed desire and showed our qualities. Excellent performances all around but back 4 were colossal in nullifying Haaland & co. Big Barnes brace and plenty of shithousery, well earned win! 🖤🤍 #NUFC

Another awful performance on the road after taking the lead. Howe ignored the warning signs of yellow carded Burn & it hugely backfired. But no team can expect to win points in the PL with only 1 shot on target, home or away. We’re incoherent and ineffective as a team. #NUFC

That Dan Burn header 😮‍💨 @NUFC

Big win and one step closer to CL knockouts! The response we needed. Stunning Burn header and deserved Joe goal. A controlled 2nd half saw us home. Excellent passing, desire to win. Thiaw, Tonali, Tripps great, but big shift from Joelinton after recent scrutiny. #NUFC #UCL

An abysmal performance against a terrible side there for the taking. We got exactly what we deserved. We were second best after Murphy’s opener, and there’s really no excuse for how listless we’ve been. Having to endure Sutton on co-comms too, stinking game all round. #NUFC

A big win and 2nd half performance to see us into the QF! Got ahead but rode our luck 1st half, 2nd half we took control, doubled lead. Great headers from Schär & Woltemade. Impressive game management to see the game out and earn another clean sheet. Tonali immense. 🖤🤍 #NUFC

Nice to have a last-minute goal fall in our favour too, had forgotten what that feels like 🙌 #NUFC

An uninspiring performance but a huge 3 PL points after a last gasp Bruno winner. Murphy created opener for himself, and missed another similar chance. Fulham grew into 2nd half, but equaliser and subs invigorated tired legs. Osula excellent for winner. Thiaw my MotM. 🖤🤍 #NUFC

Huge result & performance! The perfect response to Brighton defeat. We controlled midfield, were creative & energy levels way better. Gordon superb, Thiaw/Miley great, stunning Barnes finishes. What a thrown assist from Pope! 4 more CL points can see us through. #NUFC #NEWBEN

Once again we can’t find an answer for Welbeck, a nearly 35 year old who continues to undo us. He’s only scored more than 6 PL goals in a single season ONCE in his entire career and yet he always scores past us. Brighton average today, but #NUFC far worse. Not clinical enough.

Two incredible goals and a 5th PL clean sheet enough to see off Forest. An unconvincing 1st half and visitors had moments, but it was a dominant professional win in the end. A sumptuous curler from Bruno (my MotM) and an emphatic penalty from Woltemade seals 3 big points. #NUFC

Liverpool only lost 4 PL games all last season. Now they’ve lost 2 PL games in a week (3 defeats including Galatasaray). Seems like poetic justice that they’ve suffered TWO stoppage time winners after getting so fortunate earlier this season. Who will Slot blame? #CHELIV

Pure German wizardry in those feet. And you get the feeling he really is just getting started. At the rate he’s going, there’ll be clips like this every week. #NUFC https://t.co/WlCcJjNBpM

That piece of skill, man. Some player. #NUFC

Woltemade’s reflexes and technique here are incredible. A flick so fast, I thought it was an OG. A unique talent, defenders will struggle with him. 3 goals in 5 games is a strong return for a player labelled ‘not a natural goalscorer’. Class start! #NUFC https://t.co/lSnmfTUgCp