SUNDAY NIGHT: @Adamandelvis headline Please Ban Music at The Butler! New Wave Collective Presents Freestyle Hip Hop DJs and Artists at @PurpleTurtleRdg! A "Green Things" theme night at @readifolk! https://t.co/H7xVuwtqb0 6/

Seven years of working in public libraries have led to us writing a song called 'Public Library'. https://t.co/iErQE6HVvw

Our new single ‘Public Library’ is out now. Inspired by seven years of working in South London public libraries, with a harpsichord solo, this is the cool tonic you need for these hot sticky days. https://t.co/T5fq4r2hcr

We're on 10ish tonight at Old Dispensary in Camberwell

Tix on #DICE now! Going to be a good year... I think https://t.co/GstABFb5m3

It's that time of year in which I repost a now very old piece of writing in search of the hallowed twitter interaction dopamine. This is the top 12 'Alternative' Alternative Christmas I wrote for @godisinthetv many moons ago. https://t.co/k7eHl6ww32

Is there more than the slow death of the high street and that big Irish lad with long hair on the gram? YES! We have a Christmas single. 'Two Types Of Christmas' is out now. 📷📷 https://t.co/NoHetenm9s

Tickets for our Christmas show with @scudfm and @neuroplacid are for sale on DICE now. https://t.co/DAiBTJ64dS

You can watch back our set from the @ivyhousenunhead, filmed by the brilliant Lou Smith. https://t.co/ZPi9u2MWCe

This Friday in Nunhead, South London, is shaping up to be a good one. Hopefully see you there x tix: https://t.co/dwgHS9Ldl0

Much excitement for our show at @ivyhousenunhead and tickets are only £4 on DICE! For us with the amazing White Devil Disco. Moderate prices for such a massive night is unusual. Very unusual. 👉 https://t.co/votN2q7h6K

Struggling to feel anything for the return of Frasier? Yes us too. But tickets are moving for this and my gut tells me it's going to be a good one. And that I shouldn't drink the brine from the caper jar....

"Don't you tell me it's lonely at the top, when it's murder at the bottom" 'Arriviste' Out Now! https://t.co/unn1GQe6HW

Patrick enjoyed @bccamplight and more at @DownattheAbbey https://t.co/EH6KnQobk7

Fuck me it's hot. The bits behind my knees are dripping. If you survive the afternoon then come to @theolddispensary in Camberwell tonight. We're on around 9 and it's always a good time there so put your antiperspirant on and come for a boogie. 📷📷📷

The ugliest band is showbiz is back! Tickets for our November date with White Devil Disco, Italia 90 DJ set and more are on DICE now for £4! https://t.co/9hyGfkIehC

Our new song 'Arriviste' is out now on #Spotfiy https://t.co/vnibdncrVX

"We've handed over £200,000 to our landlord in the past 5 years, and when we're eventually forced out we'll be left with nothing." Michael talks to @SkyNews about the landlords with no mortgage cashing in on the cost of living crisis.

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