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Hi everyone! So, with rent/energy/misc life bollocks, money is a little tight rn.
So I've decided to join Cameo! I know, right.
If you'd like a personalised message/mini-booking/board game recs etc for a pal in time for Xmas, maybe check it out?!!
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Jodie Whittaker should have plenty of time to prepare for the role with all the awful cyber men she'll now be battling
#Doctor13
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Social media is not a video game, people are not NPCs who can take your damage without consequence
If you're struggling, please remember you're not alone & there are people you can talk to. If you're lucky enough to not be struggling, congratulations, be kind
#RIPHanaKimura
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Big thanks to all the guys at WrestleTalk for inviting me to do a special guest spot. Rumbles were always the most fun to book
x
It's the return of Fantasy Booking Warfare! Oli Davis goes up against a very special guest -
@AdamTheBlampied
! Give it a watch!
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That was the greatest Takeover that NXT has ever produced.
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A love letter to the industry, a dissection of almost two decades of Cena, Bray Wyatt asserting himself as the top storyteller in the business.
Taking terrible circumstances and using them to spin a nightmare of myth, demons and puppets
It was everything to me
#WrestleMania
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It's been a long time since it felt like WWE was in on the joke of what wrestling is.
I LOVED that WrestleMania.
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Not a fan of Roman Reigns the character, but Joe Anoa'i the man seems to be an actual superhero. Humble, articulate, inspirational and fearsome as hell. When he returns, he's going to be the biggest thing in wrestling. Rightfully so.
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Women’s Tag
Triple Threat Ladder
Owens Rollins
Boneyard
Flair Ripley
Otis Dolph
Edge Orton
Funhouse
Drew
Its not all perfect, because it can’t be. Especially not now. But right now, this weekend, somehow
#WrestleMania
delivered
Thank you to everyone at WWE who made it possible
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This is a million times funnier, better, cleverer than the vanilla version in my booking video
Bray Wyatt is a total damn genius
#WrestleMania
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Fuck the Sun, fuck the Mail, fuck the Express, fuck the Tories, fuck privatisation, fuck cuts, fuck tax avoidance, fuck fear.
#VoteLabour
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Survivor Series 2019
Royal Rumble 2020
NXT TakeOver Portland
Great American Bash 2020
WWE are fucking idiots.
Fightful has confirmed Keith Lee has been released by WWE
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Watching the World Cup from backstage
JR saying I “take one hell of an ass-whuppin’”
Meeting Bischoff on my bday
Having my trousers ripped off & thrown onto Jim Cornette
The first time Marriage of Figaro hit
Martin Kirby
Traveling the country with the guys. I miss them very much
There have been some incredible moments over the past three years… What was your favourite WCPW/Defiant moment?
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Could everyone be a dear & watch my FIRST EVER LIST for WrestleTalk? If you have, thanks! Also a RT would be great too!
I’ll be doing a list every Sunday for WT, one fantasy booking a month, & a secret project, to be announced very soon...
#CBW
Enjoy x
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It's official! I have earned the right to try & get my name back!! Plumpy is over. Plumpy is done. I *WILL* be Adam from Whatculture again
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In terms of singles matches during his current run, Goldberg has wrestled for a total of 108 seconds. And is Universal Champion.
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Groundbreaking.
WrestleTalk DOES LISTS with
@AdamTheBlampied
! Watch now for 10 WWE vs NXT Dream Matches We've Yet To See...
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If Drew wins, this may just be a top 5 Mania.
I can’t believe it
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A piece I wrote for The Independent. Usual rules apply - please read before commenting, and if you are going to comment, please do so without unnecessary aggression. I wrote this to be of potential help and use, please don't hijack it to attack others
Thanks x
'My life and career were ruined when I was called out for sexual harassment. I'm glad - I deserved it'
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Oh my god this may just be the 3am talking, but I thoroughly love this and never want to see Undertaker in front of a live crowd ever again
#WrestleMania
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FEMALE DOCTOR WHO FEMALE DOCTOR WHO FEMALE DOCTOR WHO FEMALE DOCTOR WHO FEMALE DOCTOR WHO.
#Doctor13
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Sammartino. Hogan. Savage. Flair. Hart. Austin. Rock. Triple H. Undertaker. Lesnar. Orton. Cena. Styles.
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At least Braun got to look like a tough bastard in the end. Seriously though, plz explain to me how Roman is not full-fledged heel
#WWEGBOF
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And a Merry Fuck The Tories Day to you all!
If you’d like a quick and easy way to Fuck The Tories in YOUR area, this website will tell you how to do just that:
And remember, Fucking The Tories isn’t just for Christmas, it’s for life x
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The shock is wearing off. The anger is kicking in. All that hype. The Lesnar streak. Utter nonsense.
#SurvivorSeries
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No live-tweeting tonight, just going to enjoy the show, but for giggles, here are my predictions for
#NXTTakeOver
(It's been a while, so forgive me if these are shite)
The One Percent
The Naughty Era
The Lovely Jonathan
The Horsewoman
The Spookums Kickman
Enjoy, everyone! x
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Pioneering, historic, first-ever Women's MITB match won by a bloke. Can't fucking make it up
#MITB
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From cross-dressing on the 1st ever Raw to his crazy bumps to the Royal Rumble '92 call, Bobby Heenan was entertainment personified.
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Money In The Bank should replace Survivor Series as the fourth dual-brand Big 4 PPV. Discuss.
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Not just the Cultaholic guys
Blampied saying he misses the Cultaholic guys makes my heart hurt damn
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The Ricklantis Mixup is probably the best 20 minutes of animation ever made. Holy shit.
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Happy Birthday, WCPW!
365 days later, it's still a silly idea.
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Those wondering what I do now, I manage a boardgame bar in Waterloo. I know, right?
Anyway, I run the pub quiz & next weeks, god help me, is all about Wrestling
If anyone lives in London & wants to see me do something quasi-wrasslin, well, here we are
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Roman didnt win a match (by his own stupidity) so he tries to kill the man who beat him fair and square. He's the fucking dog WORST
#WWEGBOF
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Still can’t believe it. The unfairness of this shakes you to the core. Tell your friends and family you love them
#RIPJonHuber
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A man who is in the WWE Hall of Fame is going to be the next President of the United States of America.
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I'm going away again, for longer now, maybe for good. I posted this update to provide information for the slim few who actually care about my welfare and maybe provide numbers to call for anyone in the same boat, NOT to see another raft of abuse be hurled at the victims.
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Show was too long, championships went on at weird times, fans peaked really early, ugly hype-killing belt, puzzling finishes
#SummerSlam
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Awful booking of the Oscars last night. I know you've got to make La La Land look strong, but the dusty finish was too far
#ICanDoItBetter
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So it's the UK general election on Thursday and it's HUGELY important. Life or death important. I'm going to tell you why I'm voting Labour
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So begins the game of trying to work out just how BROKEN they'll allow Matt to be in WWE
#RAWaftermania
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I've got two sisters. During my tenure as a brother I've:
- Accidentally split one's head open with a concrete block
- Accidentally sleepwalked into the other's bedroom and pissed in it while she was asleep
But there have been bad times as well. Happy
#NationalSiblingsDay
! Xx
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My favourite wrestler, bar none. There is no one who deserves it more. Congratulations,
@RealKurtAngle
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Doesn’t feel like Otis will get to cash in. Maximum pathos for a Mr Kennedy-style situation where a dastardly heel nicks it off him
#MITB
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Would like to see a guided tour of the WWE head office by AJ Styles, but it takes 8 hours because he keeps being baffled by every poster
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Well, if Kurt Angle can’t be MY dad...
It’s my first fantasy booking for WrestleTalk. Give it a watch and plz RT if you like it!
Thanks folks x
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Not all of his title runs were amazing, but he's one of the best in the world and he deserves to be a 16-time world champ
#RoyalRumble
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One of the best opening matches (technically) in Mania history.
Absolutely fantastic, and I know people are worried for Rhea, but she looked AMAZING and I think in the long run, Charlotte at the top of NXT will be best for everyone.
Really really great match
#WrestleMania
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Rewatching Friends. Question: does that one canned laugh they overuse drive anyone else mental? You know the one, it ends with a guy's voice ringing out HA Ha haaaaaa. It's in every episode and it's fucking *MADDENING*
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30 minutes of beautiful tag team psychology and an IMPECCABLY timed finish. I loved that, on all Neville levels
#WWEGBOF
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what
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Amazing
Following today's decision by the UK Government to not continue providing free school meals,
@Cultaholic
and
@TeamTripleJump
are donating enough funds to provide 1,000 meals to children in need via
@FareShareUK
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Join us in donating here:
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Sat in a beer garden, a guy staggers over.
"Can I borrow your phone, pal?"
He took my phone, walked over to his table, took a selfie, then handed it back.
What?
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All Votes Matter
Im not a political person, but is it strange to anybody else, that for the first time ever, we have to wait a day...2 days...5 days...10 days...to find out who won the the presidential race?
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The main event had some beautiful moments. Corbin looked great, Zayn looked great, AJ vs Nakamura is now THE match to see.
#MITB
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Thoughts are with the stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' dealin' son of a gun" Get out of it, Naitch
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Mad. Thank you to each and every single one of The Million x
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Woke up. I am death. Fuck you, Rumble. Apart from a lack of surprise entrants (except Tye) it was a good PPV. Shame about Orton but... Meh
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Left: Tye Dillinger as Stan, about to be superkicked by HBK in 2006.
Right: on Smackdown 2017, finally where he belongs.
#SDLive
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Today, I have held the WC Championship for 100 days, its longest (legit) reign.
Only one thing left. Time to get my name back.
#Summerslam
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Rewatched Into The Spider-Verse tonight because I wanted to feel like the world still had some good things going on
Still my favourite shot of the last decade
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Congratulations Seth, for not having to carry that belt through the airport. You're the real winner here.
#SummerSlam
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