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News Editor/Newsletter Editor/Writer/Columnist @SatDownSouth , @Tradition , etc. #Mizzou grad. #GirlDad . Corgi dad.
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SEC coaches as Spongebob characters, a thread!
Nick Saban as Squidward:
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Jimbo Fisher was clearly thinking about Nick Saban’s comments a lot last night.
Probably kept him up from like 8-4
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Tennessee should be No. 1 in the AP Poll tomorrow.
True road wins at No. 17 Pitt and at No. 25 LSU.
Took down No. 20 Florida on Rocky Top and just beat No. 3 Alabama.
Georgia can’t match that résumé. Ohio State doesn’t come close.
Rank the Vols No. 1, you cowards!
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Yes, that’s a “Shut up, Gary” sign in the Georgia crowd 😂
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Texas A&M got absolutely screwed. Unbelievable.
Texas A&M: 22-11
Notre Dame: 21-10
A&M: 4-9 in Quad 1
ND: 2-8
A&M: 42 in NET
ND: 53
A&M: SEC tourney finalist
ND: lost in quarterfinals
🤔🤔🤔
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SEC teams if they had Disney mascots, a thread!
Alabama as Dumbo:
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SEC coaches as Simpsons characters, a thread!
Kirby Smart as Martin Prince:
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Maybe the Heisman Trophy committee can hand the award to Mac Jones and then he can throw it to DeVonta Smith and then Smith can hand it to Najee Harris who can then run it to the Alabama trophy case?
Just a thought.
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If the College Football Playoff was 12 teams all along, only 1 team would have made the field every year.
It isn’t Alabama or Clemson.
It’s Ohio State.
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Say what you want about Coach O, but no one loves LSU more than this man:
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Each SEC football team’s last 10-win season:
Alabama: 2021
Georgia: 2021
Kentucky: 2021
Ole Miss: 2021
LSU: 2019
Florida: 2019
Auburn: 2017
Mizzou: 2014
Miss State: 2014
SC: 2013
Texas A&M: 2012
Arkansas: 2011
Tennessee: 2007
Vandy: Never
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My ranking of most intimidating road stadium atmospheres in the SEC:
1. LSU
2. Texas A&M
3. SC
4. Auburn
5. Florida
6. Tennessee
7. Georgia
8. Mississippi State
9. Alabama
10. Arkansas
11. Ole Miss
12. Kentucky
13. Mizzou
14. Vanderbilt
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Worst coaching jobs this year so far (among non-fired coaches):
1. Jimbo Fisher
2. Mario Cristobal
3. Brent Venables
4. Mel Tucker
5. Matt Campbell
6. Mark Stoops
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My 5 most overrated teams entering 2022:
1. Clemson
2. Texas A&M
3. Utah
4. Pitt
5. Texas
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Worst sports fans, ranked:
1. “Get in the hole” golf guys
2. Vandy Whistlers
3. Anyone who starts the wave
4. “Quit sleeping on us” Twitter guys
5. Fans who go to a game with a different team’s jersey on
Who am I missing?
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Jimbo Fisher: “We didn’t pay players, dadgummit!”
Nick Saban: “Paying players to come to our schools is where I draw the line.”
Lane Kiffin: “Man, I wish I had more money to pay players to come to Ole Miss!” 😂
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My updated SEC football power rankings entering June:
1. Alabama
2. Georgia
3. Kentucky
4. Ole Miss
5. Arkansas
6. Texas A&M
7. Tennessee
8. LSU
9. SC
10. Florida
11. Miss State
12. Mizzou
13. Auburn
14. Vanderbilt
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Takeaways from tonight:
- That was a Final Four matchup.
- Arkansas can beat anyone.
- Auburn is still the best team in the country. Make your free throws.
- Exactly 0 NCAA Tourney games will be played in Fayetteville (which is good news for Auburn).
- DON’T DANCE ON THE HOG!
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Jimbo Fisher is upset that his spat with Nick Saban “went public.”
But, Jimbo is the one who called the press conference.
Now, why is that?
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My current SEC Freshman of the Year rankings:
1. Moses Moody, Arkansas
2. Cam Thomas, LSU
3. Justin Powell, Auburn
4. Terrence Clarke, Kentucky
5. Jaden Springer, Tennessee
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Weird rankings, Day 9!
Ranking the SEC live mascots by how much I'd want them as my pet:
1. Reveille, Texas A&M
2. Smokey, Tennessee
3. Mike, LSU
4. Bully, Mississippi State
5. Cocky, South Carolina
6. War Eagle, Auburn
7. Tusk, Arkansas
8. Uga, Georgia
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Everyone says Mizzou doesn’t belong in the SEC. But Texas A&M has never won the SEC West and hasn’t made as many men’s NCAA hoops tournaments as the Tigers.
Yet A&M’s SEC membership never gets questioned.
Why is that?
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My way-too-early top 25 rankings for 2023:
1. Georgia
2. Alabama
3. Tennessee
4. LSU
5. South Carolina
6. Ole Miss
7. Mississippi State
8. Kentucky
9. Texas A&M
10. Arkansas
11. Mizzou
12. Auburn
13. Florida
14. Vanderbilt
15-24. Who the hell cares?
25. Tulane or something
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Dabo: “No Hollywood producer could have written this script!”
No, no Hollywood producer WOULD have written that script because it’s boring. “No. 2 preseason team wins title?” Not going to see that one in theaters.
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CFP title game: 2 SEC teams
College World Series: 2 SEC teams
Super Bowl LVI: 2 SEC QBs
Men’s basketball: SEC No. 1 team
Women’s basketball: SEC No. 1 team
It. Just. Means. More.
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Most ravenous fan bases in SEC men’s hoops this year:
1. Arkansas
2. Auburn
3. Kentucky
4. Tennessee
5. Alabama
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On a scale of 1 to Coach O punching himself in the face before a game, how excited are you for SEC football today?
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SEC football coaches as Toy Story characters, a thread!
Jeremy Pruitt as Buzz Lightyear:
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So does Lincoln Riley take the Dallas Cowboys job at halftime, or does he wait until the end of the game?
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My biggest disappointments of the 2021 college football season:
1. Wisconsin
2. Texas A&M
3. Washington
4. Miami
5. Mizzou
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Nick Saban gets it.
Is his lobbying likely to get Alabama into the Playoff? No.
Do recruits see him fighting for his players? Yes.
Does the fan base see its coach trying everything in his power to affect the outcome? Also yes.
Savvy.
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Quinn Ewers says “I fucking love you” to the RB who recovered that fumble:
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Fun fact:
Mizzou* — 13 Big 12 wins this decade
Texas A&M* — 13 Big 12 wins this decade
Kansas — 6 Big 12 wins this decade
* Both schools left the Big 12 for the SEC following the 2011 season.
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“If I call him first thing tomorrow, maybe Nick Saban will take me back...”
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SEC coaches as King of the Hill characters, a thread!
Gus Malzahn as Hank:
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The scary thing?
Nick Smith Jr. has yet to play for this Arkansas squad.
This is a national title contender, folks.
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I’d pay a lot of money to read the group text between Jeremy Pruitt, Kirby Smart, Will Muschamp and Lane Kiffin over the last couple of days.
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On a scale of 1 to a Nick Saban “ass-chewing,” how amped are you for today’s games?
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I feel bad for the ACC, Big 12 and Pac-12. It’s like mom (Big Ten) and dad (SEC) are getting divorced and forcing the kids to decide who they want to live with.
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My updated SEC men’s basketball power rankings:
1. Tennessee
2. Alabama
3. Texas A&M
4. Mizzou
5. Kentucky
6. Auburn
7. Florida
8. Mississippi State
9. Georgia
10. Arkansas
11. Vanderbilt
12. LSU
13. Ole Miss
14. South Carolina
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SEC teams arguing over who gets to play Vanderbilt and Arkansas in Week 1:
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Ranking the SEC head coaches by Media Days performances:
1. Eli Drinkwitz
2. Lane Kiffin
3. Shane Beamer
4. Dan Mullen
5. Nick Saban
6. Jimbo Fisher
7. Kirby Smart
8. Mike Leach
9. Sam Pittman
10. Mark Stoops
11. Josh Heupel
12. Clark Lea
13. Bryan Harsin
14. Coach O
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Like, honestly, look at this. The play of the game in my opinion. He denied McClung the ball off the missed free throw and then just face-guarded him until someone else had to try to make a play.
Great job, Devo Davis:
Credit Devo Davis on that last play. He was ALL OVER Mac McClung to make he didn’t get the ball for the last shot.
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No matter what happens between Georgia and LSU, today is the final time we’ll hear Gary Danielson calling an SEC game in 2022.
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Ahead of SEC Media Days, my predictions for each division:
West
1. Alabama
2. Ole Miss
3. Texas A&M
4. Arkansas
5. LSU
6. Mississippi State
7. Auburn
East
1. Georgia
2. Tennessee
3. Kentucky
4. SC
5. Mizzou
6. Florida
7. Vanderbilt
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My updated SEC men’s basketball power rankings:
1. Arkansas
2. Alabama
3. Tennessee
4. Mississippi State
5. LSU
6. Mizzou
7. Auburn
8. Ole Miss
9. Georgia
10. Texas A&M
11. Florida
12. Kentucky
13. South Carolina
14. Vanderbilt
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Duke: *Does literally anything even remotely positive*
CBS broadcasters: “Let me tell you how that was because of Zion Williamson...”
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UCF won the 2017 national championship.
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
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My current Heisman Trophy rankings:
1. Hendon Hooker
2. CJ Stroud
3. Bryce Young
4. Stetson Bennett
5. Jalon Daniels
6. Brock Bowers
7. Caleb Williams
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Dang, if 13 years doesn’t even earn you the right to say goodbye, no wonder so many Alabama assistants leave 🤔
Sources: Alabama had a team meeting at 3 p.m. CT in which the team was informed about Scott Cochran headed to Georgia. Alabama football did not let Cochran say goodbye to the team. The team continues the 4th quarter program this afternoon... More at
@bamainsider
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The best part for Florida? This move by Mike White presumably saves the Gators $8 million in buyout money, which can now go to a new head coach.
Expect Florida to be a MAJOR player in the coaching carousel.
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New idea: Georgia and Alabama just play a best-of-3 series instead of the College Football Playoff.
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My post-spring SEC power rankings:
1. Alabama
2. Georgia
3. Kentucky
4. Arkansas
5. Texas A&M
6. Ole Miss
7. Tennessee
8. LSU
9. Mizzou
10. SC
11. Florida
12. Miss State
13. Auburn
14. Vanderbilt
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My SEC Coach of the Year rankings:
1. Buzz Williams, Texas A&M
2. Bruce Pearl, Auburn
3. John Calipari, Kentucky
4. Frank Martin, South Carolina
5. Nate Oats, Alabama
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SEC football coaches as Pokemon (Gen. 1 only), a thread!
Nick Saban as Mewtwo:
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Current CFP rankings:
1. Georgia
2. Michigan
3. Alabama
4. Tennessee
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I’ve said it for years when other SEC fan bases have attacked Mizzou.
Mizzou fans show up when you give them a team they can be proud of.
The atmosphere in Mizzou Arena this year has been electric.
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SEC offenses by # of big plays (10+ rushing yds, 20+ passing yds):
1. Ole Miss - 118
2. Arkansas - 90
3. Bama - 88
4. UGA - 86
5. Tennessee - 82
6. Auburn - 78
7. Florida - 74
8. LSU - 70
9. Mizzou - 64
10t. A&M - 62
10t. SC - 62
12. UK - 56
13. Miss St. - 50
14. Vandy - 48
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When your rule book is complicated enough to have something called Rule 12-3-2-e-1, you’re doing too much.
Statement on play at :30 to go in fourth quarter of Arkansas-Auburn game.
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Weird rankings, Day 18!
Ranking all 14 SEC stadiums (idea via
@dawggirl27
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1. Death Valley
2. Neyland
3. Sanford
4. Kyle Field
5. Faurot (I’m biased)
6. Swamp
7. Bryant-Denny
8. Williams-Brice
9. Jordan-Hare
10. Vaught-H
11. Davis-Wade
12. Razorback
13. Kroger
14. Vanderbilt
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I am a:
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 SEC fan
Looking for
⚪️ Love
⚪️ Friendship
🔘 Any SEC football this weekend
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My updated SEC men’s basketball power rankings:
1. Alabama
2. Auburn
3. Texas A&M
4. Tennessee
5. Florida
6. Georgia
7. Mizzou
8. Kentucky
9. LSU
10. Vanderbilt
11. Arkansas
12. Mississippi State
13. South Carolina
14. Ole Miss
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Will Levis is about to be the No. 1 pick in the XFL Draft.
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My current rankings of SEC men’s hoops coaches:
1. Eric Musselman
2. John Calipari
3. Nate Oats
4. Rick Barnes
5. Bruce Pearl
6. Buzz Williams
7. Todd Golden
8. Jerry Stackhouse
9. Mike White
10. Dennis Gates
11. Kermit Davis
12. Matt McMahon
13. Chris Jans
14. Lamont Paris
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@Big_Meech33
Colonel Reb hasn’t been the mascot since 2010 and Yosemite Sam isn’t a Disney character.
0-2. Nice try, though.
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Each SEC school’s Michael Jordan:
Bama - Namath
Ark - DMC
Auburn - Bo
Florida - Tebow
Georgia - Herschel
Kentucky - Lefty
LSU - Pistol
Miss St. - Dak
Mizzou - Chase Daniel
Ole Miss - Eli
SC - A’ja
Tenn - Peyton
A&M - Manziel
Vandy - Price
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SEC football coaches as Rick and Morty characters, a thread!
Mike Leach as Rick:
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The Jamie Newman era at Georgia was the exact opposite of the Hunter Renfrow era at Clemson.
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This is like banning Alabama football from this year’s
@belkbowl
.
BREAKING: Georgia Tech basketball banned from the postseason in 2019-20
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Coach of the Year rankings after Week 7:
1. Josh Heupel
2. Bret Bielema
3. Chip Kelly
4. Lane Kiffin
5. Dabo Swinney
6. Sonny Dykes
7. Kirby Smart
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If my quarterback had thrown for 5 touchdowns in the first half, I’d simply give him a high-five and tell him good job.
I guess Dan Mullen is going in a different direction.
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My projected Starting 5 for Arkansas next year:
1 - Anthony Black
2 - Nick Smith Jr.
3 - Au’Diese Toney
4 - Jordan Walsh
5 - Jaylin Williams
Devo Davis and Trevon Brazile first 2 off the bench.
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Defenses: Drop into coverage and take away the deep throws.
The entire state of Mississippi:
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My updated Heisman Trophy rankings after Week 6:
1. Hendon Hooker
2. CJ Stroud
3. Will Rogers
4. Dorian Thompson-Robinson
5. Bryce Young
6. Chase Brown
7. DJ Uiagalelei
8. Brock Bowers
9. Will Anderson
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My way-too-early SEC West projections for 2022:
1. Alabama
2. Arkansas
3. Ole Miss
4. Texas A&M
5. LSU
6. Mississippi State
7. Auburn
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This account should be renamed “very much in context parks & rec”
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Butch Jones going from intern at Alabama to boss at Arkansas would be a lot like Ryan going from temp to corporate on "The Office." And we all know how that turned out...
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My SEC Freshman of the Year rankings:
1. Isaac Okoro, Auburn
2. Trendon Watford, LSU
3. Anthony Edwards, Georgia
4. Tyrese Maxey, Kentucky
5. Jaden Shackelford, Alabama
Honorable Mentions: Santiago Vescovi, Tennessee; Scotty Pippen Jr., Vanderbilt
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Proposal for the
@SEC
: 9-game, conference-only season. Play your division, your crossover rival and whoever you were scheduled to play in the rotation.
Then, give us these games for fun:
- Bama-Florida
- LSU-Georgia
- Auburn-UT
- Ole Miss-UK
- A&M-Mizzou
- Ark-Vandy
- MSU-SC
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My ranking of all 14 SEC Stadiums:
1. Death Valley
2. Neyland
3. Kyle Field
4. Sanford
5. The Swamp
6. Bryant-Denny
7. Willy B
8. Jordan-Hare
9. Razorback
10. Faurot
11. Vaught
12. Davis-Wade
13. Kroger
14. Vanderbilt
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