BREAKING: White House unveils the Paycheck Protection Piñata Program where garbage bags filled with $1 bills are dangled from street lights in the nation’s hardest-hit areas.
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There will also be piñatas that hung lower in rooms with 6 ft ceilings. Hope that helps make things a bit more equitable. However it should be noted that those piñatas will just have candy in them and not money. There is only so much we can do.