A quiet hideaway in Wuse, Abuja:

once i start associating you with disappointment, idk man Imao

Model Y Standard & Model 3 Standard are here

The kids wanted to prank their dad, and he did exactly what they wished for. https://t.co/fHz7H8H3Xi

“20th of October 2020. You carry Army go kill many yute for lekki. Na so water o. Water.” LOL

Do people still use Wakanow? Haven’t heard that name in ages.

Cancer is a raggedy ass b!tch.

Sigh. 💔 Rest on Al Hassan.

MODERATOR: Are you willing to commit to NOT raise the sales tax? MIKIE SHERRILL: I'm not going to commit to anything right now. On Nov. 4, vote NO on Mikie Sherrill. ❌

my latest investigation for @ConsumerReports is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day — some by more than 10 times !

Frankly my dear…

Defecting to another party before your tenure is over should be illegal.

i need a win so massive that it cancels out all the losses i’ve encountered thus far.

This is more than just four quarters. It’s every tailgate, every chant, every moment. It’s fuel that goes beyond the field. This is CELSIUS! LIVE. FIT. GO.

We don’t see the world as it is, we see the world as we are. We should all have a little more compassion.

Do fibroid killing drugs next.

There is love at home ♥️

amen

The most underrated stress hack.

Y'all hear "high standards" and think money. I hear it and think loyalty, emotional intelligence, and respect. A bag can't fix a broken character.

Whoever created packing cubes *chef’s kiss*

Be delusional enough to believe that it's possible. Be disciplined enough to prove yourself right.

Learn why people who are blind and have low vision are calling Waymo’s fully autonomous driving technology a ‘game changer.’

Would you rather lose your ability to hear music or taste food?

It really does take a village and I’m super grateful for my village. ♥️