Peter Gagliardi
@ActorAustralian
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Comedian Who Knows How to Act… Up!
Melbourne, Victoria
Joined May 2016
Meta’s Threads now has ads. I posted a selfie, and it got sponsored by a hair loss clinic so….Meta got jokes now. #ThreadsApp #MetaJokes #BaldIsBeautiful #SocialMediaStruggles #AdLife.
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Oblivion’s back, and so are the memes. I told my son, ‘Your money or your life!’ He handed me the lunch money I gave him. Kids these days…wack. I’m robbing myself at this point. #OblivionRemastered #GamingMemes #ThrowbackGaming #MonopolyMoney #April2025.
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Sabrina Carpenter bringing back that ‘60s bombshell look. I tried it…ended up looking like a confused Elvis impersonator. Maybe it’s the hair, maybe it’s Maybelline. #SabrinaCarpenter #60sGlam #RetroRevival #BeautyBlunder #April2025.
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She said he’s “emotionally unavailable.”.Ma’am, he ain’t even PHONE available. No texts. No calls. Just vibes and red flags. #UnavailableUnbothered #ReadTheSignals #TextBackTyrant #HeAintWorthIt #RedFlagSeason.
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She posted ‘just woke up like this’—girl, even your mirror unfollowed you!. #NoFilterNeeded #SocialMediaHumor.
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My friend started a podcast about procrastination. First episode drops ‘soon.’ Been waiting since last year!. #ProcrastinationNation #PodcastLife.
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I told my kid to clean his room—he said, ‘I identify as minimalist.’ I said, ‘Well, I identify as your landlord. Get to scrubbing!. #MinimalistLife #ParentingHumor.
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Free Food Forest. #LeadWithPurpose #BuiltNotBegged #PowerMovesOnly #FoodForest #SustainableStrength #AtlantaDidThat
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🔥 Tell me this won’t make an amazing horror film? 🔥. #Horror #TrueCrime #SawneyBean #Cannonball #Scotland #HorrorHistory #Folklore
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People talk about followin’ your heart, but sometimes, it’s got a way of takin’ you places you didn’t expect. When that happens, you’ll know. And when you’re ready, you’ll see who’s got the map to show you where it leads.
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