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MMA, super Intelligent takes, humor, politics. goated MMA merch linked bellow. 👇

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@AbsolutlyNobode
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10 months
Islam Tee just came in 🔥
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1 year
Aljo got all this excited for the 300k bonus just to put on this snooze fest? #UFC300
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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3 months
This is what UFC lightweight prospects have to go through to become a champion. 😭
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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7 months
Tf kinda spot is this for a face off ???
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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8 months
🗣️Im so excited for Periera to move up. How Periera vs Aspinal is gonna play out:
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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4 months
Can’t believe I really forgot about this ass whooping
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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1 year
When Nate Diaz volunteered his friend to fight Khamzat Chemaev 💀 🤣
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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4 months
Indians that stayed up till 5 am to watch Anshul get slept in 19 seconds. #UFC312
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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7 months
You kill the man not the idea. #UFC308
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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4 months
Khabib retired 4 years ago & is still talked about more than active fighters. No PEDs, no scandals, never lost, never knocked down. Undefeated. Undisputed. P4P #1. To me thats GOATed.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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5 months
Sean did not get enough hate for this performance.
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Sean Strickland vs Paulo Costa at 4X speed for your pleasure .
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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6 months
Jupiter was supposed But it failed . to Be a star
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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2 years
the signs were there but we ignored it
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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9 months
Khabib’s father was cornering Shavkat on his MMA debut. The legacy of this man is unmatched.
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8 months
❌ Fighter removed: Tony Ferguson.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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6 months
Merab sparred with Kai Asakura and failed 4 takedowns in 30 seconds while sparring. 🤦
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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4 months
They don’t talk about these stats
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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1 year
I would like to welcome Isreal Adesanya to LHW. I know this nigga want an easy fight before Periera, try me bitch ass nigga.
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1 year
Alex Periera: “I really loved her”. His sparring partner*
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1 year
When a kid asks Dustin where he feels the pain after losing to Khabib, Dustin points to his heart and says, "Right here." I felt that. 😣
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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7 months
MMA fans right now. #UFC308
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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3 years
Kamaru Usman congratulates Leon and gives him credit for his “rocky” style finish.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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1 year
Bro said if someone grabbed your wrist you should go home 😭
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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7 months
Dricus wishing Rob a speedy recovery is class act . 🫡
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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4 months
Taunting Khabib then proceeds to get taken down 2 seconds later. 😭
@mma_orbit
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4 months
Taunting a Nurmagomedov for not being able to get a takedown is insane 😂. Merab Dvalishvili is one of a kind. 👏 #UFC311
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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10 months
@TheNotoriousMMA I’d be pissed too for almost a decade if another man did this to me
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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1 year
This voice note gets funnier every time I listen to it. 😂
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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6 months
@ChampRDS Islam is fighting Arman, who’s the number one contender. Jon fought a 42 yo retired skateboarder.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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2 years
This is a brutal sport
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1 year
Some of the best walkouts in history of MMA. a thread:
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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10 months
Dana: “Aspinal gets $100k, Paddy gets $200k”. Aspinal knocked out a top 5 ranked fighter, whereas Paddy defeated a 36-year-old washed-up, low-IQ opponent. How does this make sense?
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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4 months
Put up a better fight against Merab than Henry, Sean, Aldo, Petr. With a broken hand. 👍.
@TheUFCStats
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This is going to be the biggest fraud check of all time Inshallah 🤲
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4 months
@TheNotoriousMMA So you’re saying “The Nurmagomedov are actually mixing martial arts up instead of just boxing”.
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4 months
This is exactly why he doesn’t want to fight Ilia
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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6 months
@KChimaev Striklad*
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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1 year
I got my My word pass from Khalil. Now I can finally say Niggaaaaaaaaaa.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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1 year
Arman followed the ref that let Bobby green die in the octagon 😭
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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2 years
@ptsd_herb @McGregorRousey That’s the worst explanation ever, delete you account now.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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1 year
@DailyLoud She was like
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1 year
Merab gets slammed by an average Tajikistani fighter, Umar would do bad things to this guy.🤦
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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2 years
I bet you loved the judges that night
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@stylebender
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2 years
Start interviewing the judges after fights. Hold them accountable for their work.
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1 year
Multiple Sources indicate that Colby went to his fight with Leon whilst he was on his period.
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1 year
To celebrate Alexander Volknovski's fight week, I chose to create a portrait of him for my art class. Rate my work. 🫶🏼
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1 year
Congrats to Khalil, Sometime you win, sometime you learn, I will be champion one day mark my words. #justgettingatarted
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1 year
The ufc made a mistake when they released Rafael Alves. Bro was fun to watch. :/
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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10 months
@TheNotoriousMMA He spited on you after he submitted you. No wonder why u this salty 💀
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7 months
Merab gets slammed by an average Tajikistani fighter. No wonder bro don’t want any part of Umar.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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3 years
@ayeteen I’d pay to be in that restroom. Amazing fight tbh. Comebacks knockedowns etc.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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2 years
A hype train knocks out one of the greatest fighter and a Nurmagomedov on the rise, I think we seen this before.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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9 months
Joe Rogan: You’re fighting Umar next. Merab:
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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11 days
Fans are mad at Jon Jones for asking out a fan when she hugged him. Gets rejected.
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1 year
@Topuriailia “I will fight Conor”
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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3 years
Guys I tried to drew Alexander Volknovski, rate my skills.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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4 months
@Bendaman2001 Anik made sure we hear it.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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4 years
This is a brutal sport.
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1 year
@danawhite Charles olivera taking the hardest fights as usual*
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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2 years
There is levels to this. #UFC289
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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1 year
It’s time to have this conversation, Who made the better excuse for underperforming? . Umar: “I was only 50% tonight” . Mokaev: “I was sick this morning”
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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1 year
how mma fans want the promo for Islam’s fight to be like.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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21 days
When people are watching the PPV results just so they can find out who your next opponent is. Unmatched Aura on this man.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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2 years
This shit was so random lol😭
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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1 year
Khabib was so dominant that he never had to use his guard, bro was a a demon off his back too.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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2 years
Bro got brother zoned 💀 😭 give it up now it’s over 🤣
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1 year
We have been scammed, these shots are pre recorded
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6 months
@McGregorRousey2 I’m pretty sure Shavkat escaping this position was more impressive.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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5 months
Bro said if someone grabbed your wrist you should go home 😭 .
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2 years
Olivera’s sparing partner got submitted the same way Olivera tapped to Islam. I can’t make this up 💀 #UFCParis
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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3 years
✅ Fighter added: Sam Alvey.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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1 year
Ariel Helwani was found under the building where the UFC held a meeting for upcoming matchups.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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1 year
Unrealistic beauty standards set by Instagram models using surgeries and Photoshop got some of y’all’s beauty standards too high.
@Apps092
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@ChampRDS Does this face even deserve the presence of the double champ? W Poatan
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2 years
We have been scammed, fighter clips ain’t live they pre recorded.
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2 years
Khabib means what he says. 🥶. I will retire undefeated and undisputed ✅ .Tony is done ✅ .Aldo ain’t touching the belt again ✅ .Islam will be champ in 2022 ✅ .Volk will be a better challenge for islam than Charles ✅ .Usman will not be the same after the ko ✅.and….
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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1 month
MMA fighters need more boxing cuz wth is this 🤦
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2 years
Dan Hooker gets knocked out, Volk loses*. Islam fans:
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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2 years
Still don't know how Dana talked them into this😭??
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1 year
Jon Jones’s walkout at UFC197 for his comeback after a layoff is still the greatest walkout in mma history. Goat.
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@AbsolutlyNobode
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2 years
No Drama.No Allegations.No Scandals .No Arrests. Just a bum🔥
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9 months
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8 months
Nina when Strickland makes fat phobic and racist comments. 💦 🥰❤️🔥. Nina when mma guru makes fat phobic comments. 😠 😡
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“I was good ref why did you stop the fight”. #UFCDesMoines
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10 months
Khabib spitting on Conor after submitting him is the most disrespectful thing anyone has ever done in mma.
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6 months
@MAKHACHEVMMA My goat cooking
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1 year
@JonnyBones Come on, man, you're fighting a guy who last won a fight when Alex Pereira, Dricus Du Plessis, Ilia Topuria, Tom Aspinall, and Shavkat Rakhmonov hadn't even made their debuts yet. 😭.
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3 years
@McGregorRousey @NateDiaz209 “You have to get through me first”
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7 months
Gets worst
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2 years
This take aged like a fine wine. #UFC291
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1 year
Don Frye bodied Izzy here 😭
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10 months
@JonnyBones Unpopular opinion Jon beats Tom easily.
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This is what happens when you go zionest. #UFC300
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@ninamdrama @danawhite Nina is the worst thing happened to mma in recent years.
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@ChampRDS Somone check up on Colby.
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@danawhite Me to Charles and Dustin cuz I said they don’t fight down the ranking.
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1 year
Ian Garry pulled out? . I know a guy.
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2 years
Khabib my not have 15 title defenses but he lives rent free in everyone’s head. Mans hasn’t even fought for three years. 🤦‍♂️
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@DailyLoud Shit looks dope
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@theOctagonKings His style is failing takedowns.
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1 year
Is Alex Pereira, like, 15? Why post another girl on his story right after a breakup? He should just focus on his career instead of doing shit people do in high school.
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No wonder Shavkat is undefeated
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