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Pyro Jesus

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Retired Army 101st Airborne Infantryman. Pyro-technician for the #Vols. Carpenter by civilian trade. Shook Arnold Schwarzenegger & President W’s hand.

Knoxville, TN
Joined June 2010
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@AbleMass
Pyro Jesus
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#NeylandNights Nothing like it in the world. @Vol_Football #VFL #VOLSPyroCrew
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@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
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There’s college football & there’s everything else https://t.co/69PlviyUj3
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@Tesla
Tesla
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Model 3 and Model Y battery packs retain 85% of their capacity on average after 200K miles of driving We also offer an 8 years or 120,000 miles battery warranty, whichever comes first
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@Vol_Sports
Tennessee Athletics
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tonight's the night
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@AbleMass
Pyro Jesus
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…dude…
@Vol_Football
Tennessee Football
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getting spooky. #GBO 🎃
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@AbleMass
Pyro Jesus
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We came into the Army together. Looked out for each other at 30th AG before Infantry school. Then we both came down on orders for the 101st Airborne Division. I remember us getting to Fort Campbell. I vividly remember us laughing when they assigned us as roommates in the barracks
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@NextInvestors
Next Investors
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One of the largest silver mine projects in the US just went public... Stock code is SSLVF SunSilver’s silver eq resource also contains critical military metal antimony… Why was Sun Silver our Stock Pick of the Year? Disc: 3,300,752 SSLVF held
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Pyro Jesus
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#ManBabyEzra and I wanted to tell yall somethin while prepping supper for the grill… #VFL #GBO #DarkModeActivate #TeachYourSonHowToCook
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@Vol_Sports
Tennessee Athletics
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Welcome to the grid, Smokey
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@Vol_Football
Tennessee Football
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graphic.launch("game week");
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@AbleMass
Pyro Jesus
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….dude…. VOLS BY A MILLION. #DarkMode #Tron
@Vol_Football
Tennessee Football
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program.Activate("darkMode");
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@CelsiusOfficial
CELSIUS Energy Drink
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Spritz Vibe. Limited Edition. Frosted over & fresh for the season, Spritz Vibe Sparkling Snowball Frost Limited Edition is here! CELSIUS. LIVE. FIT. GO.
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@AD_DannyWhite
Danny White
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It’s on!
@Vol_Football
Tennessee Football
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program.Activate("darkMode");
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@Vol_Football
Tennessee Football
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up to 14 in both the AP and coaches poll #GBO 🍊
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@Vol_Football
Tennessee Football
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Next week: Neyland at Night 🟠 ⚫
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@AbleMass
Pyro Jesus
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Master Oogway. #KungFuPanda
@TheFigen_
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What do you see…a chicken or a bird?
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@AbleMass
Pyro Jesus
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Thanks #CoachVitello establishing the standard, and I hate that you’re leaving, but I wish you nothing but success. @Vol_Baseball
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@zachTNT
zach ragan
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Gonna call the ticky tack Braylon Staley downfield penalty, but refs will look right at this and say all good. And some ppl think officiating in Tuscaloosa isn’t a problem…
@DeaconRickB
Deacon Rick Barnes
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@AbleMass
Pyro Jesus
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If you want to get out today before settling in to watch the game, swing by the #OctoberSkyFestival in Oliver Springs! My wife has a booth set up for her business, #TheCraftyGiraffe is next to the library, selling crafts and crocheted goods! Lots of cool stuff! Come out and
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@AbleMass
Pyro Jesus
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Had fun blowing some fireworks up for ya, McLemore. You’ve been more than good to me the last few years. I’m proud of what I’ve done for you and that you have trusted me to entertain you. It’s not goodbye, it’s see ya later. The aftermath:
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@AbleMass
Pyro Jesus
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It doesn’t matter how much I one, which is a lot, but you are banana sandwich crazy if you think I’m paying $175 for a football.
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@Vol_Football
Tennessee Football
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up to 11 in both the AP and coaches poll #GBO 🍊
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@AbleMass
Pyro Jesus
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Same thing we’ve done every home game this season.
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