Pyro Jesus
@AbleMass
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Retired Army 101st Airborne Infantryman. Pyro-technician for the #Vols. Carpenter by civilian trade. Shook Arnold Schwarzenegger & President W’s hand.
Knoxville, TN
Joined June 2010
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Model 3 and Model Y battery packs retain 85% of their capacity on average after 200K miles of driving We also offer an 8 years or 120,000 miles battery warranty, whichever comes first
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…dude…
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We came into the Army together. Looked out for each other at 30th AG before Infantry school. Then we both came down on orders for the 101st Airborne Division. I remember us getting to Fort Campbell. I vividly remember us laughing when they assigned us as roommates in the barracks
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One of the largest silver mine projects in the US just went public... Stock code is SSLVF SunSilver’s silver eq resource also contains critical military metal antimony… Why was Sun Silver our Stock Pick of the Year? Disc: 3,300,752 SSLVF held
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#ManBabyEzra and I wanted to tell yall somethin while prepping supper for the grill… #VFL #GBO #DarkModeActivate #TeachYourSonHowToCook
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Spritz Vibe. Limited Edition. Frosted over & fresh for the season, Spritz Vibe Sparkling Snowball Frost Limited Edition is here! CELSIUS. LIVE. FIT. GO.
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It’s on!
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Master Oogway. #KungFuPanda
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Thanks #CoachVitello establishing the standard, and I hate that you’re leaving, but I wish you nothing but success. @Vol_Baseball
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Gonna call the ticky tack Braylon Staley downfield penalty, but refs will look right at this and say all good. And some ppl think officiating in Tuscaloosa isn’t a problem…
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If you want to get out today before settling in to watch the game, swing by the #OctoberSkyFestival in Oliver Springs! My wife has a booth set up for her business, #TheCraftyGiraffe is next to the library, selling crafts and crocheted goods! Lots of cool stuff! Come out and
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Had fun blowing some fireworks up for ya, McLemore. You’ve been more than good to me the last few years. I’m proud of what I’ve done for you and that you have trusted me to entertain you. It’s not goodbye, it’s see ya later. The aftermath:
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It doesn’t matter how much I one, which is a lot, but you are banana sandwich crazy if you think I’m paying $175 for a football.
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