It’s going to be a long, hot week😭

Why does tinder only show me fat people? Is there like something I’m missing?

Catastrophic fire warning today🙃4:38am and already 34 degrees

Difficult week to be a livestock farmer. Praying for some rain at the end of the heat😭

1 month into summer and I’ve got the heating on tonight. What the helllll is with the weather this year

8 hours to get through tomorrow, bbq tomorrow evening and a whole weekend off to follow. I can’t wait. Tequila is calling my name

14 beers later, it’s time for bed. Alarm set for 4:45am. Farming life isn’t the one when you know you’ll be hanging the next day😭

3rd Christmas Day here in Aus. 3rd Christmas Day I’ll be at work for most of it. It’s legit just another day when you’re not around family

I’m one month out from applying for Australian permanent residency and it can’t come soon enough. I need a career change

Now if only my chest looked as good as my back🥹

When I weighed 65kg I felt skinny, I now weigh 76.5kg and I still feel skinny. Does it ever end?

Men over 30, do you have any recommendations for wrinkle creams that actually work but don’t cost a crazy amount of money? I’m lowkey thinking Botox will be less hassle

Listening to only one artist on repeat doesn’t make you a top fan. It means you’re autistic

It’s 8:30am on a Sunday morning and my housemate is playing Christmas music. It’s a no from me.

9 days until summer starts and I’ve had to put the heating on this morning🙃

Definitely didn’t think ‘Boots’ would make me cry🙃

Is it worth updating IOS to 26 yet?

Took my first “sick” day in 3 years today and I’ve loved every minute of not being at work

Daylight savings once again fucking up my routine. Dark again at 6am

Never understood people with a fear of snakes. Like, what are you even scared of? I probably encounter 20+ a year and not once have I felt in danger