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@Abassimudim

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Content Creator || Amazing Videos || Football Bant Lord || #HALAMADRID.

Joined September 2020
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
2 years
Different clubs showing their new signings to UEFA earlier today πŸ˜‚ Cancelo Chelsea Mount Newcastle Jose Mourinho Gallagher Barella Layi Alex Otti Vinicius Kimmich Pulisic De Jong Ozil
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@WTroostEkong
William Troost-Ekong (M.O.N)
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@realtordotcom
Realtor.com
8 days
Only 3 in 10 Veterans know about 0% down home loans. Join our mission to help veterans find their way home.
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
8 days
But I no lie nah πŸ˜‚
@FundToby770
Bounty Williams ( Luka)
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@Abassimudim But I still don't know what brings Chelsea into this now 😭 I don tell you leave Chelsea you gree
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
8 days
Osimhen is the greatest striker of all time. #NGAGAB Victor Osimhen Gabon Nwabali Iwobi Ndidi Haaland Sevilla
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
9 days
If una like. Me I go still play Gabon win or draw.
@WTroostEkong
William Troost-Ekong (M.O.N)
9 days
Issue RESOLVED. Outstanding financials cleared and on ground. Team is UNITED and focussed as before on representing NIGERIA with our maximum for the games ahead! πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @NGSuperEagles
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
19 days
Bring me Liverpool. REAL MADRID FOOTBALL IS BACK. #TOTCHE Caicedo Spurs Tottenham Gravenberch Big 13 Gittens Kudus Franco Endrick Dalot
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
22 days
Liverpool fans to slot right now πŸ˜‚ #CarabaoCup Liverpool Liam Delap Crystal Palace Slot Gittens Ismaila Sarr Anfield Maresca
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
22 days
It’s easier to understand a woman than Tottenham.
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
22 days
Arne Slot Dey do this Thing intentionally #CarabaoCup Nwaneri Estavao
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
23 days
The day I watched a truck lost control and hit top speed in 2 seconds, since then i no fit follow u shine teeth infront of any steaming engine.
@kyeruphiona
Phiona Murrell
24 days
I swear there is some thing wrong with us Africans πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
23 days
E come be like say him swap him shirt for a hand towel.
@Hoopss
Hoops
25 days
This Wemby jersey swap is one for the books πŸ˜„
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
23 days
He rattled the poor boi πŸ˜‚
@BigNewtonn
Newton_madridista
24 days
Why was Fermin Lopez afraid of Valverde πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
23 days
Because Cubarsi wasn't the culprit.
@a_derll
Miss ADELπŸ¦‹πŸ¦šπŸŒΉ
23 days
Vinicius Jnr literally shared his water with Pau Cubarsi, but I didn’t see this anywhere
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
26 days
WEEKEND WEY GO SWEET NAH FROM CHELSEA MATCH U GO SEE AM πŸ˜‚ #BRELIV Brentford Manchester United Amorim Slot
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
29 days
Those legendary apps don already spoil things beyond repair for them.
@NigeriaStories
Nigeria Stories
29 days
BREAKING NEWS: DSTV from November 1, 2025 are reducing the price of their Decoder by 40% as part of a strategy to win back millions of subscribers
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
30 days
No begging for money in Miami #ARSATM Arsenal Rashford Arteta
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
1 month
WHAT A NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL ⚽️ #ARSATM Arsenal Fermin Rashford
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@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
1 month
🚨 Joan Laporta, yesterday: "I don't care what Real Madrid say. They can say whatever they want. The game against Villarreal will be played in Miami, and that's it." πŸ˜‚
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
1 month
CONGRATULATIONS TO MOROCCO πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦ WHAT A PERFORMANCE πŸ†
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
1 month
WHAT A WEEKEND OF FOOTBALL #LIVMUN Manchester United
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@Abassimudim
Funny UEFA
1 month
Because he has tatts?
@Hibana122
Noni Edozie
1 month
Nwabali’s time is up as the number one keeper for Nigeria,we now have to find a way to bring Noah Atubolu before he starts any match for Germany,he plays for SC Feriburge and is of Igbo decent. Anybody who watches Bundesliga knows what I’m sayin.
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