http://t.co/bR8FwmjWc6 @RickKel @jarvis_c_lee @mcintyre_cam @Ped17Paxton @thejampiece @deanojmcginty

'Top 100 rock tracks' on spotify. 8 songs in and Nickleback have reared their ugly heads twice! What fucking clown compiled this list?!

Pickled onion Monster Munch are quite guid eh?

Mind jaffa cake sunday when Drew had to scoop you out of the shower after you knocked yourself out? @Choff7Andrew #superdrew #lightweight

If you got a message from me about 'ageing beauty tips' ignore it, i was hacked. Don't worry though, I called the cops and they are mad

Mashed banana on toast. May well be the choice of 3 year olds. But it's also a firm favourite of mine #NotGoingToLie

Only 21 weeks, 1 day and 2 hours to go @RickKel I wonder if @TheBlueBeaver8 will be making a comeback this year? #wickerman

It's Friday! Words of the day: HEFTY, ROWDY Ex 1. Sweet baby Jesus that's a HEFTY baseline. Ex 2. Christ alive that's a ROWDY baseline.

Either the washing machine in the flat upstairs is fucked or this building is about to take off #ConcernedResident

Only half ten?! This shift is taking longer than @Choff7Andrew takes to run the length of a football pitch.

Just wondering how the parade is going at the Easter Road today.... http://t.co/OWtFap8W8q

This is tv gold..... http://t.co/CoqcKztYEa

To do list for my 10 days off: 1. Find myself a girlfriend 2. Smile at least once 3. Find myself a girlfriend 4. Put the bin out #ohyeah