Himmy Neutron
@ATXHimmy
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Pregame flyover enthusiast. Public Ivy graduate. 788 credit score. Twea fanatic. Runner from the grind.
Texas, USA
Joined April 2023
RT @mambaCode: @BricksCenter What if the girls just accepted it and grabbed it and stripped naked and bounced on it and the whole arena tur….
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Bag is making me feel like I should ask the bartender out tonight.
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Sometimes I feel like my coworkers forget that I hate my job and I’m only doing this for the money.
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Is it racist if I compare my Indian boss to Kelly from The Office.
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MASSIVE day for Himmy FC today:. - Coffee date with bumble girl.- Pickleball with hinge girl.- Drinks with nurse I’ve been trying to hit for months.
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July 7 update: holy shit these new interns are fucking retarded
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Taking in a little USA vs Mexico action tonight. I can feel the racism kicking in
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Accidentally told my attending I didn’t love medicine and she looked at me like I said the n word.
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Chief resident to the new interns:. “If anyone wants to learn how to coast through residency, Himmy’s the one you should talk to”. Chat am I cooked.
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What’s the worst name a girl can have?. I’m gonna go with Bertha.
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Have a date with a hot Asian coming up. What are some good conversation topics for someone just getting into Asians?.
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