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@AStraightUpSimp
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1 year
Maybe i should switch to twitter for RP only and get news and social media from BS
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@AStraightUpSimp
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1 year
Its just not how time works
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@AStraightUpSimp
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1 year
I hate this state, i hate this country, i hate this year. What the fuck is your gameplan???? When in the history of capitalism has the price of things GONE DOWN? Trumps not gonna make grosseries cheaper, hes not gonna bring gas down significantly. Things CANT GO BACK.
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@AStraightUpSimp
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1 year
Im going to need every single member of the @DNC to be the most obstructionist party possible. I don't care about decorum. I don't care about standards. If Trump says jump. You bolt yourselves to the ground. Veto everything possible, make them bleed for everything
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@kath_krueger
Katherine Krueger
1 year
maybe, just maybe, the democrats should try offering voters a vision of the future or any value proposition besides not being the other guy. just a thought
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@CantEverDie
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1 year
takeaways from this: 1. it’s going to be fine. organize 2. the right is going to demolish america as a functioning government institution 3. the democratic party leadership needs to be systematically destroyed for the good of the future 4. we will all be okay
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1 year
Could i just find 193,000 votes please
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@AStraightUpSimp
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1 year
Its not looking good cheif
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1 year
Hopefullg tommorow is not worse
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1 year
I dont know what the fuck to do man
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@TristanSnell
Tristan Snell
1 year
BREAKING - Over 40 different fake bomb threats have now been called into Democratic-leaning polling places And they're coming from RUSSIA This should literally be THE story right now -- it is blatant and brazen election interference to steal the election for Trump
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@AStraightUpSimp
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1 year
Please i just need to find 230,000 votes in PA
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1 year
Erie you go back to blue you lake side peace of shit.
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@AStraightUpSimp
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1 year
Im going to be real. The third partys arent really gaving any effect this time it looks. I think americans might just suck.
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@AStraightUpSimp
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1 year
Ive never even had 4000 saved at ine point
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@AStraightUpSimp
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1 year
I cant fucking afford a flat 4000 in taxes just so people who have more money than god can pay less of there networth
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1 year
I dont care anymore at this point i am begging to start the steal. Ill even take the shitty North Korean Row Boats
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1 year
House and Senate races arent good either
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@AStraightUpSimp
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Oh this is bad.
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@180223
SSSSRW.D180223 #SRW
1 year
In an unexpected turn of events, Master Asia has come from literally out of nowhere to win the US election. Master Asia is now the president and his first act in office is to rename the USA to SUPER ASIA πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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