When your friends gas you up 🥹❤️

1111.

The tigers and min twins better not score another fucking point!!!! 😭 PLEASE.

Should I get my money back or wait it out? . 😂😂😂

Omfg sf giants need one more too. Come onnnnn. Y’all got one job.

I need the orioles to score one more. Please and thank you ….

Damn. The new love island over that fast? . Did yall record that shit on 2x ??????.

I hate when I’m done with my work and they ask me to help someone else with theirs. Baby, I only get one salary. Have a blessed day.

And I got into the habit of burning the bottom of my rice like the Dominicans . Omgggg the crunchy part of rice is so good !!!.

I just made some fried rice and I’m never going to a Chinese restaurant again. Omg I just remembered I forgot the egg . BRB 😂.

Y’all like cottage cheese?.

Protein yogurt taste like chalk.

Is there anything I can do to prevent my hair from stinking, if I get a sew in and go scuba diving?? . Like I won’t be able to wash it until that night but it’ll dry by then. It’s gonna smell like mildew?.

Delayed but not denied! 🤲🏾❤️🤲🏾.

Why did the prosecutor ask woody how long he’s been bald 😂😂😂😂. Sksksksksks . It will never be another trial as good as that one I swear.

Single and showing no interest in men as if u got a man. What kinda phase is this? . I’m genuinely confused at myself.

I wanna go to York. I wanna see what them Vikings was over there doing. I also wanna go to Manchester. They got clubs there? 😂…. like, what yall be doing?.

RT @TheWillRoss: @ASHCASHJONEZ @iamHBY They tried to discredit Jaz on the stream for her 2 UK battles, both of which she was amazing in.

This lady fell in love with her psychiatrist and she said one of the things that sent her to the moon was he listened and didn’t interrupt ……. HELLO? 😂😂😂😂😂😂. I’m wondering if “that’s his job” ever rang a bell 😭.

God is sooooooo good.

RT @JazTheRapper: This aged BEAUTIFULLY.