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Don't cry because it's over (?), smile because it happened, baby !
If this place *does* go tail over teakettle, you can find me here...
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'Why can't Auntie Brandy just have the thing she wants?'
'Because it's not meant to be...'
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'The cage is open. You can walk out anytime you want. Why are you still in there?'
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Those Heeler lads and their irresistible charm~ 🐾
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'Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.' 🌬️🍂
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All work and no play makes Silco a dull boy 💣
All play and no work turns Silco into Jinx's toy 💉
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'Were they animals, that music could move them so?'
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Friends forever . . . and ever. . . and ever. . . and ever ♾
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I loved a maid as red as autumn, with sunset in her hair.🍂🐺
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Lions of the Rock ( Ranging from standard to fun-size ) 🪙🍷
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'As far as I'm concerned, this whole planet is empty. Except for you and me.' 🫀🥛
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'Now, Tinker Bell was not all bad. Sometimes she was all good. But fairies are so small they only have room for one feeling at a time...'
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Now, as then, 'tis simple truth — Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth! 🐺🥤
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I loved a maid as white as winter, with moonglow in her hair. 🌙🐉
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"Oh, there, there. It doesn’t have to be this way. Didst thou ever want to be a pirate, my hearty?"✨🏴☠️
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'Keep vigilant, Smee. That little spriggan could be right under our noses...'
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A brief pause from all those stuffy noble families🐾
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'Hear Me Roar' 🦁 With House Lannister containing my favorite characters and sporting my favorite animal as their sigil, it's a small wonder that they're my favorite noble house in Westeros 🍷✋📚
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'It's not a bear. It's a hamster. A really, really large hamster . . . '
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How does anyone at the Academy get anything done ? If I saw this little freak roaming the halls I’d be following him around on my hands and knees going, ‘pspsps’ ( prestigious professor or not ) 🧪🔧🔬
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Make your own kind of music, sing your own special song 🎼🤍
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'You'd better talk, me dear, soon the tide will be in...and there is no path through water to the happy hunting ground' 🐅🏴☠️
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Workplace Etiquette 🐰💢🐯
( small comic I made in response to an ask on Tumblr )
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'Growing Strong' 🌹 Since the Tyrell sigil is a rose (and I didn't feel like drawing scary anthropomorphic flower people) I decided to make them rabbits !🐇
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'What's the matter, Pan ? Happy thoughts weaker than iron ?'
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"What is it you keepers always say? ' The comfort of the animals is our top priority' ? Well *I'd* be much more comfortable if you gave me a light, darling"
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' Ours is the Fury '🦌Kicking off this series with the brothers Baratheon🔨🍑❤️🔥
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'Brother, we hunt not with horse nor hound . . . but hope to pluck a dainty doe to ground '🥧
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Hey-Hey did someone say
#PortfolioDay
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I'm Saira, a character designer ( available for work ! ). I enjoy drawing animals that act like people and people that act like animals, can you dig it ? 🌟
💌sairavargasart
@gmail
.com
🌐
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"Say, Scully...I don't remember the weather report saying anything about it raining tonight..."
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Look at my therapy group, dawg. ( I'm never improving my social functioning ) 🦴🐾🧶
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'He was the greatest carnival attraction I'd ever seen.'
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“Who are you, stranger? Speak!” Hook demanded.
“I am James Hook,” replied the voice.
“You are not!” Hook cried.
“Say that again, and I’ll cast anchor in you.” the voice retorted.
“If you are Hook then who am I?” Hook asked, almost humbly
“...A codfish,” replied the voice.
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'They call me 'Giantsbane'. Want to know why?' ☀️🌙🏔️
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'Fire and Blood'🐉Because the Targs themselves are dragons in this series, the logic here is that they lost the ability to fly and breathe fire (hence Aerys' and Viserys' stunted wings). Dany is the first dragon to be able to do both in centuries, explaining her larger wingspan🐲
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My childhood 🌳🐾( Probably explains a fair bit about why I turned out the way that I did )
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'You love me. I'm ugly and disgusting *and* you love me. You love me because I'm the only one who can see you. . .'
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Look again at that pale blue dot. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, every human being who ever was. The aggregate of our joy and suffering. Every hero and coward in the history of your species lived there.
On a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam . . .
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'Here We Stand' 🐻I always liked the idea of House Mormont being a smaller family. Similar to how bears live in small sleuths (or complete solitude) in nature. Small in number, great in strength ! 💪🌲
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'Discordance on Dragonstone'
Commission for @/eriochromatic. It was insanely fun to revisit these designs ! ❤️🔥🦌🧅
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Darth Maul 👹: Doberman Pinscher
Count Dooku🧛♂️ : Giant Schnauzer
Qui-Gon🌸: Rough Collie
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I loved a maid as fair as summer, with sunlight in her hair. ☀️🦁
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