i am really wanting to buy a nintendo power glove

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the portraitification of pinterest images will be the death of me

You know you’re more of a computer girlie than a chef girlie when your phone corrects your recipe to “1 TB” of olive oil instead of “1 tbsp”

If I’d known Tom planned to get me a Lego F1 car as a 4,000-subscriber present, I would’ve asked people to subscribe way more frequently 🤣

ok i'm back! here is something i wrote while i was on break, link next:

they’re going to have to try harder than that #plutoday

Tom thinks I selflessly got the Apple TV for his birthday so he can watch Severance but I actually got the Apple TV so I can eat cheese and crackers with my phone screen mirroring TikTok on auto scroll

prop hunt is like fps the sims

I just extracted files without even having winRAR installed. What a time to be alive

feel like the day is getting away from me. i hope sitting motionless for the next five hours fixes it

Just trying to do the food shop in peace 😾

i am not a passenger princess i am a passenger court jester. i must keep the driver awake, assist in navigation and tightly manage the music playlist. my hat jingles so that i may maintain my permanent front seat privileges and avoid execution.

the feminine urge to say "ouch" when i bump into things that doesn't even hurt

Longest. Race. Ever.😫

I'm a <b> girlie in a <strong> world

I’ve gone from having no idea what I’m wearing to the Eras tour to letting my friends brainwash me into believing I can sew my outfit for it. Last time I sewed was GCSE textiles in 2011-ish. 😅 Anyway I’ve ordered the fabric 💀

Oh boy that was a hard one

Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me is for all the girlies who try to start a fight with their bf only for him to announce he's not scared of you :(