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As if it wasn't obvious enough, herewith confirmation that this is a parody account. PA-RO-DY.
Joined August 2013
Meanwhile, in the Republic of Cape Town: Ex mayor of the city shits out the city for failing to address integration during the time she was the mayor of said city.
For 25 years, the ANC & the DA have failed to drive an integration agenda in Cape Town. Look at Hout Bay. Ask the people of Imizamo Yethu how welcome they feel here. Ask the people across the valley in overcrowded Hangberg if conditions are improving. We can all do better.
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Behind the scene footage of the #eff and #landparty members having an amicable conversation during the #sabc live elections.
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World reknowned South African trumpeter Hugh Masekela would have celebrated his 80th birthday today.
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South African politicians arrive at the #Bosasa offices to collect their bribes like:
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Doesn’t know where his own father was born but knows without a doubt where Obama was born. 🤦🏻♂️
Trump just said "my father is German, was German. Born in a very wonderful place in Germany." Fred Trump was born in New York.
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Breaking news! Eskom has confirmed that in the final stage of load shedding they come into your house, blow out the last surviving candle, jab it into your eye and steal your cell phone that you were using as a torch.
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Me: “It’s Friday, time to make one last effort before the weekend.” Me but in reality:
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That awkward moment when you have paid so many other bribes already that your lawyer advises you to skip this one:
Agrizzi they were asked to pay R10 million for a second contract. Watson refused to pay this. He pulled out at the last minute as he took advice that said he didn’t need to pay this bribe. #StateCaptureInquiry
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In case you’re wondering... this is what happens when the Gupta and Bosasa payments end:
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We can neither confirm nor deny that vendor finance will be utilised to fund this ATM.
In local news, Jimmy Manyi will be forming his own party - the African Transformation Movement. Also to be known as ATM. Manyi will be running the ATM party. You really couldn't make this up.
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In local news, Jimmy Manyi will be forming his own party - the African Transformation Movement. Also to be known as ATM. Manyi will be running the ATM party. You really couldn't make this up.
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Jimmy Manyi told the truth once. But it was just that one time. And it was a long time ago. #StateCapatureInquiry
@MzwaneleManyi Please bugger off. Adv Ramatlhodi said you did not have the basic qualifications required for the position. I typed it as he was explaining it. Don’t try your idiotic tricks with me like you did with the commission.
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BREAKING NEWS: A number of people praised Jimmy Manyi for his #StateCaptureInquiry testimony when he testified. We have now been provided with exclusive footage of those same people today after being cross examined:
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Earlier today Jimmy Manyi confirmed that he is more than willing to be cross examined - provided it is by someone he chooses who asks the questions he likes at a time that suits his diary. #StareCaptureInquiry
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High Court ✖️ Constitutional Court ✖️ Judge Judy? Judge Dredd? The Voice Judging Panel? Simon Cowell?
BREAKING NEWS: Constitutional Court throws out Tom Moyane’s bid for direct access https://t.co/fJwrMzxPR6
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Missing Jimmy Manyi's testimony at #StateCaptureInquiry? Never fear - our exclsuive summary of his evidence is below:
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Me, talking to my hangover on Sunday morning:
@PaulivW @mailandguardian You are sick, go to hell satan
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How do you know when Malusi Gigaba is lying? It's whenever his lips are moving.
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