Ever wondered how many modes of transport are referenced throughout @ChrisDeBurgh 1989 album “Spark to a Flame”? Well, thanks to an hour at my computer earlier, you need wonder no more. You’re welcome.

It's a rout this. A rout! #UTB

What a strike to send Scotland to the World Cup! If you're going to do it, do it dramatically. #Scotland

Tonight I am watching The Greatest Showman for the first time. It's ruddy brilliant isn't it?

I'm watching the brilliant @tonyblackburn talking about chatbots on @BBCMorningLive as I try to get passed the Virgin Media chatbot to speak to a human. Apparently just saying "grapefruit" or "banana" repeatedly will help. Let's see in real time...

Finally managing to watch "Saturday Night". It's not Saturday, it's not live from New York... but I've got wine and chocolate so it seemed a good time.

Top of the Pops on U channel is from 19 June 1998. It may be one of the greatest episodes ever. Pretty much every song a classic.

Today was fun day hosting a team building event for @Bupa in Manchester. They were an up for it bunch. It felt like a Friday on a Tuesday. #EventHost

Do you know what's patriotic? Helping a neighbour Cleaning up the community Supporting local community projects Protecting our natural environment Protecting the vulnerable Do you know what's not patriotic? Rioting Racism, transphobia or any other hate and division

Thanks to @AlBooth for hosting our fascinating evening with Chris Tarrant @mac_birmingham. So many amazing memories, from ATV Today and TISWAS to Tarrant On TV and Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. What a legend!

Yes. As I found out at the petrol station after filling up 🤪

We're delighted to welcome back to Birmingham the legend that is Chris Tarrant. From Tiswas to Millionaire and beyond, he will entertain with stories of his stellar career. Hosted by @AlBooth, it's at @mac_birmingham on September 11. Tickets are £5.

18 NON education books school leaders are reading to help deliver the best outcomes for their students Which have you read?

‘Interviewee’, rather than ‘interviewer’, this evening … talking fun music interviews, life as paddler & the transition from international canoeist to #loving80smusic journalist. With the lovely @AlBooth. End of an era for this awesome channel - we will miss you, @Notts_TV 😢

I love that Grimsby Town's manager David Artell is telling Ruben Amorim that he's "on the right track". (Presumably the track down to League 2 as well...)

Hi @SkyHelpTeam Is there a way to talk to a human because I think your chat bot is drunk. Thank you.

Used the £1 in my @paddypower account to put a bet on Isak scoring in each half. For both Newcastle and Liverpool. Looking forward to tonight's Deliveroo with those winnings.

The government got word of how I measure tent sizes by pushing cows into them, and now I'm responsible for all their tee-pee testing.

Sitting down for Friday's show on @Notts_TV. As I announced yesterday on the show, there's only one week left before the channel closes. I flipping love you, Nottingham. #Nottingham #Notts

Guests on my @oracyandbeyond podcast asking questions for the next guest. #Oracy #Education #Equity

What are the best things to do near Weymouth with kids, please? #Weymouth #Dorset