A.J. Schmitz
@AJSchmitzDesign
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Writer, animator, artist and designer. Books: https://t.co/I5CCJdXMbH Animation: https://t.co/Zdk0nPg9d8
NYC
Joined June 2013
My #Golf short FORE! won an award in the Humor category in Writer's Digest 2025 Writing Competition, which is in my new book! #WDWINNER #readersoftwitter #booklover #booktok #booktwt #writerslift #WriterCommunity
https://t.co/g2RmJSalna
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Ordering from Etsy: •We got your order! •Congratulations on your order! •We'll send that order soon! •We printed a shipping label. •We're thinking about shipping your order! •We shipped your order •Your order is in transit. •Excited about your order? •Coming any day now!
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I must have sucker stamped across my forehead because I'm suddenly being followed by a wave of famous authors who joined X 6 weeks ago and have 42 followers.
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Wow! Look at this real family wearing totally real pajamas.
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Christmas shopping with my wife... Go to a store to buy one specific thing, leave with 3 things and not the thing I went to the store for in the first place because they didn't have it.
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When's the inevitable John Travolta (Santa) Sam L. Jackson @CapitalOne Christmas commercial Mashup?
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the Pantone color of 2026 is white. WHITE! My God, can we please have a creative revolution with humans and not AI and put some color in the world!
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Taschen sent me this fantastic little book in the mail advertising all their books! Damn you @TASCHEN - Now I want them all!!!
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[Shark Tank] Me: Hear me out. “Mike’s Hard Flu Shot.” Judges: Get out.
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With the next Great Depression coming, here's some affordable meals to make: • Chicken asshole soup • Bull taint over dirt • Cow hoof sandwich (no bread) • Salted fish teeth • Buttered roaches • Cream of rat liver • Iced air ENJOY!
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Fun fact: books make excellent gifts! 🎁
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My little Christmas book – perfect to stuff in a stocking, is on Amazon... https://t.co/UBvGnQByIS
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My little Christmas book – perfect to stuff in a stocking, is on Amazon... https://t.co/UBvGnQByIS
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why do Black Friday deals sell nothing that I actually want?
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Guys, the economy is fine. Someone just paid $236.4 million for a Klimt painting. Spend freely this holiday season...
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