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@AJAlmost

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A circumcised penis is the cats meow!
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4 days
Reality has lizard eyes
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I feel a bravest warrior kick coming on. Just me, my cat, catbug, my big ol beer, and anyone else I can trap into the situation
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Haha, you clowns is better than smiling friends
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17 days
Mechakoopa has HOW many total frames?
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I will never get over this
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2 months
PT aegis palu palu. Least fun I’ve had in bracket in a long time
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2 months
My girls pussy name Kevin
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2 months
God gave women three holes because there’s three Jonas brothers
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3 months
Lemmy demands to go off stage. He demands the idj. He must be heard 🙌
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3 months
I was stopped unfortunately
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3 months
The old lady at the coffee shop wished me good luck in bracket today, nothing can stop me
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3 months
Me down 1 stock to 3 game 3 against Ploopy at honeypot
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3 months
I hate when my poop slides straight down the pipe when it hits the water, like nah come back, I’m tryna look at ya
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4 months
Is there any way to buffer grab after jab checking someone’s shield? Lost multiple stocks to it rapid jabbing when I mistimed the buffer
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4 months
Damn bro I’m really not growing up at all as I get older
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4 months
I love marshalltown because I’m always the hottest guy at Taco Bell
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4 months
"Playing more grounded? Really? That's been your fucking problem the whole time!? Not playing grounded? So now you have it, right!?"
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4 months
everytime i give people smash advice / coaching i feel like fletcher from whiplash
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4 months
With a heavy heart
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4 months
Lowkey snail was my hardest won set today, almost went 0-2 but instead I clawed my way to 5th. Good bracket
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