Damn. Feels good man. Though I'm offended they didn't draw me wearing the headband with my big ass forhead #NARUTO

Playstation 2 was the greatest console ever. change my mind.

Man just did the COVID-19 test. She just shoved this thin needly like thing in my nose and im like damn. this is what women must feel when they get stabbed by a skinny penis.

If you txt him and he dont respond during a pandemic? He def not into u. Imagine trying to look busy during a quarantine LMAO. Either hes home and he not responding or hes out and hes a fkin idiot. Either way, Cut em.

Is it disrespectful if person youre having sex with doesn't stop chewing their gum?.

Dunno how to use twitter. So I will leave you with this gif. #FirstHashTag #ProbablyMyLast #Iprojectatlas.