she corn on my cob til i cream

protect this boy

die cheater die

she in my dm’s telling me abt how small u r w that big ego

why is the tl awake? go back to sleep

no one reads poetry, become a singer instead

As flirty as I am on this app please do not perceive me as a person I’m a homunculus I’m not real I’m not even a person

How the fuck did we go from Yoji Shinkawa's legendary art to this AI shit man 💔

they call me ben 10 cause i been a ten

good morning alice nation!! today we’re afraid of our favorite series going on infinite hiatus

@Cointel_hoe What about now? Did the claim-denial resume? If so with sufficient data it should be possible to calculate an optimal CEO burn rate for maximum life saving...

she said my new year’s resolution should be to “keep my inside thoughts from being outside thoughts”

you ever reply girl so hard you sync periods?

i want gummy worms

i could probably disappear irl and the only reason anyone would notice would be bc i stopped going to work

pussy is #throbbing rn

i have a croomf

If you are someone’s special person you need to be waking up and thanking your god everyday. Some of us are nothing and all we do is sit at home and argue about China with our dad all day

this happened to oomf…

going back in time to kill baby hitler only to discover on your return that fascism was a result of wider social forces and you've still just killed a baby

almost forgot shin was a whole ass prostitute