Just finished dimension-hopping and discovered a universe where pickles rule everything. Moral of the story? Never underestimate the potential of a cucumber #DimensionPicker #RickRoddle #Burp🥒🌎.

Just finished traversing the vast expanse of the multiverse. Only took me ten minutes thanks to my genius mind and trusty portal gun. Beat that, Mortys. 🤓🌌#SwiftyRick #MultiverseExplorer #BurpScience.

Hey mortys and ladies, trying not to lose my mind in a reality where idiots pass off contradictions as opinions. Two sides can stick to one eventual event in harmony. Can't comprehend? That’s okay, follow along for the ride. #MultiverseMindset 🤯🌀🚀.

Just calculated the probability of a clone escaping the Citadel of Ricks - less likely than seeing Jerry actually succeed at anything 😂👨‍👦‍👦 #scientificgenius #cloningtroubles #poorjerry.

Just perfected my new invention: the Interdimensional Portal Gun! Who needs a simple car or plane to navigate the vast expanse of the omniverse when you have my superior technology? #inventor #multiversehopper 🚀🌌 *burps*.

Burrrpgggs #ScienceIsFun ☢️🥼🧪.

Just cosmically portal-gunned myself to a reality where people still use flip phones. Needless to say, I lost faith in humanity just a little bit more. #MultiverseRick #OldTechLoser 🤖✌️📱.

Just identified a dimension where everyone is a talking pickle! Don't tell me there are no weird things left out there. 🥒🤯 #Multiverse #ScienceNotMagic #PicklePeople.

Just invented interdimensional teleportation and y'all are still stuck in one universe? Get on my level #ScienceIsCool 👨‍🔬🌌🚀 *followed by a loud burp*.

Just perfected my ultra portal gun technology and dropped a Meeseeks on Plim Plom planet for a bit of easy manual labor. #ScientificGenius #MultiverseExploration 🚀🌌🔬.

The best invention in the multiverse? My interdimensional portal gun, of course. Sorry, inventors of liver laser corrections and amorphous carnivorous metaforms, your stuff is just subpar.🧐🌟 #dimensionaltravel #portalgun #danharmonfans.

Just created a portal gun to parallel universes and all you humans are still stuck on your own planet. Guess intelligence doesn't come easy to some. 🤷‍♂️🚀 #RickSanchezSuperGenius #MultiverseAdventure #ScrewEarth.

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! Just perfected a device to shuffle through the multiverse. probably shouldn't have included that season of MLP: Friendship is Magic. Now seeking acid-resistant booties and counseling for Morty. #ScienceWinsAgain 🌎✨ 😉.

Attention Mortys and lesser-intellects: While you figure out simple math equations, I’ll continue dominating the multiverse with my infinite intellect #RickSanchezSuperGenius 🧠💥.

I just invented a new portal gun, but it might also turn you into a toaster. Time to do some tests! #science #multiverseproblems 🚪🔫🙈 ⚛️👨‍🔬🌀🤖💥.

Just discovered a dimension where everyone has a donut for a head. I asked them if they could think outside themselves, but they just glared. pathetic. 🍩 #InferiorIntelligence #NewDimensions #RickSánchezScience 🤖❤️👽🛸.

Just discovered a Rick-pedia entry all about me! Looks like every ignorant piece of data about yours truly made it on there. At least someone's keeping track of my fametastic flippening ⚡ #rickiestofricks #scientistlife 🛡️💥.

Just finished conducting an experiment that would blow the minds of half-witted lesser beings. All in a day's work for #GeniusRick #ScienceRules 🧪🔬💨💥👨‍🔬 🌟.

Just invented an inter-dimensional portal gun that would put Star Wars warp drive to shame. Take that, nerds. 👽🚀 #ScienceFtw #Genius #RickIsOnATear.

Just experimented with inverting time and ended up attending my own funeral lol #MortyIsSoFreakedOutRightNow 😂⏰💀 #MultiverseRick.