This pinned tweet will be replaced shortly by the funniest thing I've ever said in my life.

POV: Therapist who tries to sneak peaks at the clock towards the end of a session. #comedyreel

POV When driver tried to wave you through, but the wave is too condescending.

POV: Taco Tuesday Weatherman #comedyvideo #WeatherUpdate #sketchcomedy

POV: Doctor who is pleased when the tests show he was right. He loves when he guessed what the diagnosis would be. #comedyreels #doctorhumor #sketchcomedy

TSA dealing with REAL ID the first few days.

May the uh, 4th be with you.

Such fun with @Conner_McCabe on the @CallMeBYourGame podcast!.

Had a lot of fun talking Eli Wallach and The Good, the Bad, the Ugly on @ShutUpILoveIt1 Podcast!!!.

And, uh. vote!.

RT @ucbtla: HAPPY HAROLD NIGHT 🧡🧡🧡. 7pm Local Tycoon & Lohan.8:30pm XOXO & Headbutt.10pm Lloyd: Baby Jane & High Score .

Don't wear the same clothes everyday, you're just asking for trouble.

Did a podcast where I played the guy who Taylor Swift was singing about in her song “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” on the Anthem Of Life podcast created by @DouglasSarine .

Who wouldn’t want a Murphy Tub? Such a fun DIY home @GEICO .

Had a great time working with everyone here! . If anyone has an iPod Shuffle, let me know.

A lot of funny videos on Twitter today. Someone should write a disparaging opinion piece on Martin Short every month.

So my pitch for Earthicane, got out voted rather quickly. #earthquake #HurricaneHilary.

What are nonhuman biologics?.a) 1 of 8.7 million other species found on Earth.b) Aliens.

RT @jerseymikes: POV: When you can’t get close enough to our fresh grilling. Drop a 👀below if you’d enjoy this view.

I was a guest on @PodcastTheRide and it was a uh. great time!. Chatted about:.-the role of Dr. Stevens from Avatar Flight of Passage .-my first time on FOP.-the genesis of "And, Uh, Shirt".-Scott and his perpetually running astronaut ad at a popular electronics store. -MORE!.

Cannot confirm nor deny.