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Tom Skinner looks more and more like a slug each time I see him
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Kids didn't even deal him in
Today, we are setting out some of the next steps we will take to help ensure we raise a generation of healthy and happy children.
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We're not giving a running commentary unless it involves isreali football fans
If Donald Trump moves on Greenland will you condemn it? “We’re not going to give a running commentary” “You can't say Donald Trump shouldn't invade Greenland?” “Diplomacy is delicate, which means we're not here to give a running commentary in the news” https://t.co/pKsJUldRHs
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can't believe the yanks refer to pigs in blankets as 'bacon wrapped weenies'. what a foolish name, so glad we have a normal one
When my dad brings the maple bacon wrapped weenies to the function it’s all over, Christmas Eve activities are over we’re just macking on these now
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🔴 BREAKING: David Walliams dropped by publisher over inappropriate behaviour towards women. Read more here ⬇️ https://t.co/bkTqhqSASf
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Doesn't even say Christmas on it
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Black hole sun, won't you come
$6.25 billion. 25 million children. $250 each. Susan and I believe the smartest investment we can make is in children. That’s why we’re so excited to contribute $6.25 billion from our charitable funds to help 25 million children start building a strong financial foundation
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So first we put the cookie in the middle...
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In Britain the Equality & Human Rights Commission attacks equality & human rights
Excl: Trans people can be questioned over their biological sex and ultimately banned from single-sex spaces based on how they look, statutory guidance submitted to ministers says. The Times has been leaked the final EHRC guidance submitted to the govt almost three months ago.
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Oh boy I sure hope there's a big war so we can get some growth
The choices this Labour government makes at the Budget will ensure that our defence industry is an engine for growth across the country. 🇬🇧
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That shitty Beatles Yesterday movie but its one guy who knows all of Steely Dan's music but its really hard to play and record so he just can't show anyone
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The Vicennial Cringe Tour is ON SALE NOW! Here’s all the info you need to know about low income tickets, fees, accessibility, age restrictions, show end times etc 🎟️ https://t.co/hXCaotBSdA More info: https://t.co/4NziYHKPqB
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Adding in a bar for number of Joyce Carol Oates tweets
The number of app updates is an interesting proxy for the speed of progress in AI chatbots.
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finally
Keir Starmer has resigned
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We continue to attempt to make our shows as easy to attend as possible, for all fans. All info on booking fees, accessibility and even show end times is already available at our website https://t.co/ZFzi1v9egu
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VICENNIAL CRINGE TOUR 2026 Los Camp! acknowledge, but absolutely do not celebrate, our band turning 20 years old, with the Vicennial Cringe tour. Tickets go on sale to fans 10AM on Thursday via our newsletter. 💌 https://t.co/c5wFj5708q Where will we see you?
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Why is he explaining this to a door?
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Starmship Troopers
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