"failure isn't an option" yeah it is watch this

environmental storytelling

strategically calling an ambulance to clear a path for my doordash driver

By using AI for writing, you’re robbing yourself of the authentic writer’s experience of not writing

https://t.co/6mFMJbU13s

I have become comfortably unc

i spoke to god and he said i should really do it this time

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called beer

Do you ever wanna ask someone what kind of white they are. White people is this rude

i’ll never forget being in a cs game when charlie kirk died and both sides taking timeouts to go look at the video

charlie charlie kirkie i just popped a perkie

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when the "my life isn't where it should be" feeling hits you in public instead of your room at Зam

https://t.co/SZW2P8O72h

My bf is asleep next to me and im silently crying laughing at this gif

legendary bit discovered

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Chill.

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living