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Been procrastinating for 3 months + 2 days now... I have a Taiwan Vlog so watch it if you're bored!! ๐ https://t.co/iOPWNzXrLz via @YouTube
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In order to save money, I set myself a limit of $50 this week. So far Iโve only spent $300
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Hoping all my friends in Hong Kong are safe.... And all who have been effected by the terrifying typhoon This pilot needs a medal or something. True hero saving everyone
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the world: [at the edge of apocalypse] me: [oblivious, headphones on]
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This girl had the wrong number, thinking I was her man and shit turned left.
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My brother has been begging for a pug for forever. Please twitter, do your thang
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This 59-year-old chimp has the most amazing reaction the minute her oldest friend arrives to say goodbye โค๏ธ
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OMG were laughing so hard. He has no clue ๐๐๐
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10 years ago, I had this one friend who was always late for everything. Today she got married, she is even late for her own wedding. The ceremony started at 12 and now it's 2.30 and she's not here yet. Consistency!
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Marriage pro tip: When your wife comes home from the store and shows you what she bought, you better make sounds like you're watching fireworks.
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